Shuri: Want some FRE S H A VA CAD O?!!
Peter: SHE NEED SOME MILK!!
Loki: FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS!
Tony: help me.
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*peter and loki walk down in lady forms*
Tony: GIVE ME MY SON BACK!
Shuri: THATS AMAZING!
Clint: DO ME DO ME DO ME!
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*Steve falls on the floor**
*peter puts on sunglasses**
Peter: that right there, is America's ass.
Steve: Language!
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Peter: Whats 9+10?
Shuri (from living room): 21!
Loki: you stupid!
Shuri: No im not!
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Pepper: did you eat all you food guys?
Peter and Tony: yes ma'am.
Pepper: so you wont mind if i check the trash.
*peter and tony look at eachother**
Both: Run!
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Peter: Look
Natasha: At
Clint: All
Shuri: Those
Loki: Chickens!
Tony: you need jesus!
Loki: no. YOU NEED SOME MILK!
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Starker one shots! (And some others 😉)
FanfictionI know this isnt right cause of age differences and stuff. But this is for fun and these ships are cute together! And this has swearing, Gay and lesbian relationships, Trans people and some originality. ⚠️ NO SMUT ⚠️ This is a SMUT FREE set of one...
