Batfam x Reader

Zoo Escape Headcanon

(Jason Todd x Reader x Damian Wayne)

Requested: yes, by a lovely anon

Request: Can you write a headcanon where Jason S/O helps Damian steal a lion from a zoo? Please and thank you

Warning/s: none

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- You had two weaknesses

- First being any kind of animals

- And second being kids looking at you with their big sad eyes

- That's how you explained it to Batman and Red Hood or known to you as Bruce Wayne and your boyfriend Jason Todd

- They did not accept that as your defense

- "But Jay we couldn't just leave it there. It looked so sad"

- "(y/n) IT'S A FUCKING LION!" *points to the lion sitting in the Batcave*

- "It's a precious kitten Jay"

- "IT'S. A. FUCKING. LION!"

- "Lay off Todd. (l/n) and I did the right thing. Now come on Rawr, let us find you something to eat and a nice room"

- The lion actually followed after Damian

- Bruce was not entertained

- "Did he actually name the lion after the sounds they make?"

- Jason turned to look at you but you were only smiling innocently

- "You're lucky I love you (y/n)"

- "Aw I love you too Jay"

- Cue the kiss

- Cue Bruce yelling that the lion is not staying at the Manor