Batfam x Reader

Fighting Headcanon

(Bruce Wayne x Reader)

Requested: no

Warning/s: slight angst, maybe

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- You never liked fighting with Bruce

- But it's good for the soul 

- And for the relationship to let some anger out sometimes 

- The fights are usually about him being Batman and how he could get killed or isn't home enough

- One time the fight got so bad that you lived with Dick for a few days 

- Bruce of course apologized with a big bouquet of your favourite flowers and an amazing dinner 

- Sometimes you two won't talk in weeks because of the fight 

- "Bruce you have to be more careful or you'll get yourself killed!" 

- "We will all die at one point in our lives (y/n), I'm just making it quicker!"

- It was safe to say that you cried for good four hours after that fight 

- You two always make sure that the boys don't hear you fight 

- But if any of the boys do hear you make sure that they know that you and Bruce aren't getting a divorce and that you love them 

- You two are forbidden from fighting in the kitchen after the incident

- Apparently throwing plates at Bruce is 'not okay'

- Alfred certainly thinks so 

- There was a big fight that resolved in ten porcelain plates getting smashed 

- Alfred never let you live it down 

- Even though you two fight you always make sure that the other one knows how much you love each other