As we were walking Naruto just wouldn't leave Pervy sage alone. "Well? Come on, Pervy Sage! I'm on pins and needles. What's this new jutsu you're gonna teach us? Last time around it was the walk on water jutsu! Ooh, is it walking through fire? Or wait. Maybe walking on air. Aw, come on, Pervy Sage! Let's hear it already!" We all stopped walking and looked at Naruto. "Alright. Enough with the Pervy Sage already. You have no idea how amazing a guy I am, do you?" Pervy sage asked.
"Huh? What? Amazingly pervy?" Naruto asked. "Gah! You- alright, listen up."Pervy sage ran ahead of us and started to hop on his leg towards the left. "The Toad Sage is only my cover. Allow me to reveal my true identity." Pervy sage started to swing his head "From the north to the south and east to the west, not even the spirits can defeat this Sannin. The White-Maned Toad Charmer! A red hot ninja who strikes fear in the hearts of men! Master Jiraiya! Yes. I'm speaking on none other than himself. Hahahaha!"
Naruto and I stared blankly at him. "Uh huh." Naruto said and began to walk past him. Jiraiya just stayed in the odd position he was in. I started to walk towards him. I tapped his knee "I thought it was pretty cool" I said so he would stop moping.
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Naruto walked over to the road sign. He looked up at it and attempted to read it "Uh, Atafuku town. That's 10 kilometers from here." Naruto said. "No, it's Otakuku town." Pervy sage said as we were still walking. "Ohh. Oh, hey, hey, Hey!" Naruto said running at us. "Wait a second! Pervy sage!" Pervy sage stopped and looked down towards him. "Look, kid. I told you already, it's Jiraiya. Come on." Pervy sage said. "So, the fact that such a big wig Pervy Sage chose us as his travelling companion must mean something, right? We must be a potential genius in the making. Aw, man. It's just like I always thought! Come on, come on, come on. Why'd you choose us, huh?"
"Well, the truth is kid, a long time ago, the Fourth Hokage used to be a disciple of mine. And you two bear such a striking resemblance to the Fourth that it's almost laughable. Sorry, that's the only reason I got for ya." Pervy sage said and walked past us. "So, wait. We're like the Fourth? Holy crap!" Naruto yelled and it spooked Pervy sage. "That's awesome!" Naruto yelled running ahead. "What's up with him?" Pervy sage asked. I walked up beside him "I've been dealing with that since we've been born." I said sighing. "Wow, you must have quite a bit of patience." Pervy sage said looking down at me. "Well, you have a lot of patience for people you love"
"If I'm like the Fourth Hokage, that means I possess the same level of genius he did! I'm on my way to Hokage after all. Woo-hoo!" Naruto started to jump around. "Yippee!" Naruto jumped in the air and as he was about to fall down he began to yell "Gah! No, no, no! Wait!" A squishing noise happened.
"Gah! No! I just stepped in some dog doo!" Naruto yelled. I laughed and Pervy sage looked down at me with a tired look "Sometimes you do." I said correcting my last sentence. Pervy sage looked up and pointed at Naruto "The only similarities you share with the Fourth Hokage is pigheadednesss and that spiky blond hair of yours!" Pervy sage yelled. "What was that, you senile old perv?" The squish noise happened again. "Not again!" Naruto yelled jumping up and Pervy sage and I sighed.
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We stopped to take a break. Naruto was playing with the bells "Boing, boing. Boing." Naruto said laughing and pulling the clothes attached to the bells. "Keep it up. You'll be cursed." Pervy sage said. I was laying in the grass next to him as he pulled out something and ate it.
Naruto was giggling, but said "Hey, Pervy Sage." "What kind of student was the fourth Hokage?" Naruto asked. "Well, I think it's safe to say he rose to greatness because of my tutelage. So to land me as a sensei- well, kid, let's just say you two hit the jackpot, okay?" Pervy sage said "Wha-" multiple Naruto voices said. I lifted my head confused on the voices and saw he made 3 clones and two of them were one their other twos shoulder.
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(Y/N) Uzumaki
Random*This will basically be the anime but another character in it.* (Y/n) and Naruto are fernernal twins, in which Naruto is the older sibling. (Y/n) and Sasuke have been friends since they were young children, but they never showed their friendship unt...