Fairytale Love

He Isn't Home?

"Hi! My names Brendon! Brendon Urie! And what might your name be?" He said very loudly. In fact so loud Zelda got scared and hid in the bush beside the two boys.

Tyler took his hand and introduced himself, "Hello, my name is Tyler, Tyler Joseph."

"So you're a fairy, huh? What are you doing in the woods? Shouldn't you be picking flowers or something?" He cracked a smile.

"For your infor-" Tyler stopped.

"That was a joke wasn't it?" He closed his eyes in embarrassment.

"Indeed it was." Brendon laughed.

"Sorry, I just hate when people put stereotypes on fairies." Tyler sighed, opening his eyes again.

"Yeah, I know how you feel. Everyone thinks elfs are just the smartest things. I have news for them we aren't as smart as they think." Brendon shrugged.

"What exactly are you doing hiding in trees?" Tyler asked.

"Well, you see, I was running from an ogre and they aren't that smart so I used an advantage and got in the trees." He scratched his head.

"Ogres still think they cam trespass on fairy property? Ugh, I'll handle that later." Tyler ran his fingers over his temples.

"Soo, I was thinking. I don't have many friends, who would of thought, am I right? Anyway, I was thinking maybe you could be one of my friends?" Brendon asked with puppy dog eyes.

Tyler inhaled and exhaled very loudly, overdramatizing his thought process. After 3 seconds he finally said, "You're lucky I don't have many friends either, otherwise I wouldn't accept." He smiled at the end just so Brendon would know he was joking.

Brendon clapped excitedly and jumped up and down. He went in for a hug but only got a finger to his face.

"I don't mean to be rude, but I don't like to be touched. It's nothing against you, I just don't like it. I only let my boyfriend and family members touch me." He sheepishly smiled at him.

"Oh, sorry." Brendon smiled back.

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"Josh Dun?" Brendon looked at Tyler.

"Yeah, you know him?" Tyler asked.

"I've only heard of him because he was the Queens first born, and everyone hears about the royals first born." Brendon shrugged.

"Pardon me, but how old are you?" Tyler looked at him with a strange expression.

"I'm about 15.."

Brendon stopped to think.

"About 15 thousand years old. What about you?"

Oh.

"Oh wow. I'm 18. Just 18." Tyler said, shocked by Brendon's answer.

"Ohh, so you're a newbie, huh?" He had a lopsided smile on his face.

"If that's what you call it." Tyler smiled a toothy grin back.

"Elfs can live for a long time. That's why we're called Elder Creatures. I'd rather be called a nuisance than a creature. It makes me think I'm some kind of abnormal thing that no one has ever seen before. I get that everyone is wanting to be different but that's just next level stuff."  Brendon rambled.

Oh wow this guy likes to talk. Tyler thought.

"Oh yeah sorry." Brendon said.

"What?" Tyler asked, shocked.