You Named It Jerry?

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Tyler's eyes widen, looking at Jay, but then he relaxes realizing he didn't hear Josh's comment.

He playfully pushes Josh, blushing heavily, "Stoopp, there are children present."

Josh just laughs instead of replying.

Josh's obnoxious laughing gets Jay's attention, "What's so funny?"

"Nothing, bub. It doesn't matter." Tyler said, trying to cover his face.

"If it was nothing, then why is Josh laughing like a hyena?" Jay pressed.

"I said it was nothing Jay." Tyler said firmly.

"I wanna know." He whined.

"It's grown up stuff. You're too little to understand." Tyler replied.

The conversation between Tyler and Jay, only made Josh laugh harder.

"T-This is hi-hilarious. But is that a no?" Josh wiped the tears that formed in his eyes from laughing that hard.

"W-wha?!?! You dork, I am not having this conversation in front of my little brother. He is way to innocent to know or even hear such things." Tyler giggles mid-sentence.

"You still haven't answered it though." Josh smirked.

"Joshua William. Hush your filthy mouth before I have to myself." Tyler smiled.

"Well then, in that case, Tyler, I really wanna f-," Tyler shushed Josh by putting his hand on his mouth.

Removing his hand, Josh proceeds, "You perverted freak. What I was going to say was, Tyler, I really wanna find food right now. I'm starving." Josh laughed.

"Your gonna be the death of me William." Tyler said.

"Is it because I'm so hot, Robert?" Josh asked.

"So, Jay are you hungry? Let's go find something so we can go home, hm?" Tyler ignored Josh.

"Yes, please." Jay replied, politely.

"Oh wow. Is your whole family polite like that? My family would seem like cavemen to yours." Josh asked impressed by Jay using please.

"In school, we are taught to use manners." Jay answered before Tyler could open his mouth.

"Ah. That's right. Tyler already told me that. I kinda forgot. I mean my school teaches manners too, but no one comes around us to know." Josh scratched his head.

"What do you mean by that?" Jay asked.

"Ooh. Here's a little diner." Tyler interfered so Josh didn't have to answer the question.

"Good, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse." Josh rubbed his belly.

Jay looked at him fearfully, "You could what?"

Josh looked at the scared little boys wide eyes, "Oh no, it's just a saying. I couldn't actually eat a horse, it's just a phrase."

"Oh. So you wouldn't eat a pony?" Jay asked.

"Of course not." Josh smiled.

"I thought you were serious. I don't understand how anyone could eat an innocent little pony. They are just so adorable." Jay said, eyes sparkling.

"Me either bub." Tyler said.

They enter the quaint diner, and no one is present. Only a few middle-aged women who appear to be witches of some sort. Quiet elegant music is coming from the jukebox in the corner of the place.

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