Incorrect quotes pt3

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So I wanted to write something but I have writing block so this is the best I have

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Rantaro : who's your daddy
Kokichi : Whos YOUR daddy
Rantaro starting to cry: I- I don't know

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Shuichi: how are you doing rantaro
Rantaro: I don't know, let me ask him
Rantaro: HEY KOKICHI HOW ARE YOU DOING
kokichi: GOOD WHY?
Rantaro: I'm doing great

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Rantaro:* accidentally brush's his hand against kokichi's*
Kokichi: * tightly grabbing rantaros hand* COMMIT TO IT BITCH

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Rantaro: it's 3 words, 8 letters and I love you
Kokichi: I got food?
Rantaro: fucking marry me

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Kokichi: remember you can't fall inlove with me!~
Rantaro: that won't be an issue
Rantaro one week later at 3 in the morning: THERE IS A ISSUE

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Kaede: KOKICHI IS THAT A HICKEY
kokichi struggling to put in his scarf: n-no it's just a... mosquito bite
Rantaro: *walks in* hey guys
Kaede smirking: hey mosquito~

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Kokichi: some people are like slinkies
Rantaro confused: explain
Kokichi: not really good for much but makes you smile when you push it down stairs
Rantaro: please don't push maki down the stairs
Kokichi: you can't stop me

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Rantaro: * kisses kokichi's cheek*
Kokichi: what the fuck was that
Rantaro: affection
Kokichi: disgusting
Rantaro: ......
Kokichi:....
Kokichi: do it again

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Sorry for how short this was but I hope you still enjoyed it
Love- Ash the author

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