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Kokichi: me and rantaro are no longer friends.....
Rantaro: kokichi that is the worst way to tell them that we're dating
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Shuichi: sometimes i want to die but then I remember that I won't be able to see you anymore
Kaede:*blushes*
Meanwhile
Kokichi: sometimes I want to die
Rantaro: lol same
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Rantaro: how tall are you?
Kokichi: height is a social construct
Rantaro: so you're short
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Kokichi: this food is to hot to eat
Rantaro: you're too hot but I eat you anyways
Shuichi: *chokes*
Kaede: I just wanted one nice dinner ONE NICE DINNER AND THIS IS WHAT I GET
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Kokichi: hey you awake
Rantaro: yeah
Kokichi:k *goes back to sleep*
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Kokichi: this date suckssss
Rantaro: this isn't a date
Kokichi: then did you invite me?!
Rantaro: I didn't, I literally said " don't come with me" and you responded " I'd don't give a fuck I'm going anyways"
Kokichi: sooooo?
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Kokichi: mom can I see my boyfriend?~
Kirumi: no
Kokichi: whhhyyyy?
Kirumi: chores before whores
Kokichi: mom-
Kirumi: dishes before bitchs
Kokichi: what the hell-
Kirumi: cutting grass before getting ass
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Shuichi: I love you
Kaede: I love you to
Shuichi: I love you more
Kaede: I love you more than you love me!
Kokichi: I'd love if y'all didn't do this in the group chat
Shuichi: yeah well, I'd also love it, if you and rantaro didn't make out on the kitchen counter, but we can't get everything we want now can we?
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Kokichi pouting: my hands are cold!
Rantaro: *holds kokichi's hands*
Kokichi still pouting: my body is cold..!
Rantaro: *holds kokichi's body*
Kokichi: ...
Kokichi with a blank stare: my lips are cold
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Kokichi: *drinking something*
Rantaro: *solving crossword puzzles*
Sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful
Rantaro: *says kokichi's name*
Rantaro: it fits
Kokichi: * chokes while blushing like a tomato*
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*kaede turns the corner and points nerf gun at shuichi*kaede: friend or foe!?
Shuichi panicking and thinking about what to say: boyfriend...?
Kaede blushing: yeah I would like that
Kokichi: can someone PLEASE remind the two love birds in aisle 3 that we're having an all-out nerf war?!
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Kokichi thinking: what if I'm not even gay? What if I'm faking my gayness? what if I'm not even interested in dudes-
Rantaro walks by: hey kokichi!
Kokichi: * melts into a formless blob and forgets how to breathe* (all my formless blobs rise up!)
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Rantaro: *yawns*
Kokichi: being pretty must be tiring huh?
Rantaro sleepily: if that's the case then how are you still awake hm?
Kokichi:* blushing and trying to figure out what to say*
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Hey peeps that's all I have for today but this was really fun to write so I think I'll do it more in the future. Also, I'm planning on updating as much as possible instead of just when I'm bored. because 1 this is more fun to write then I thought and 2 it also makes me happy to write this so expect another in at the most a few days! Well hope you enjoyed this piece, you beautiful people!
~ love Ash/ Ashton the author
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☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆
FanfictionAh so your one of those weird people who actually read the description.But I'll give ya what you want. As the title says this is an oumami one shot fic. I really like this ship but there isn't many fanfics for it so here I am making one. I will take...
