I'm getting sick of playing the game of "is that rain, wind or the crappy air conditioning" every living moment and this is more entertaining so I'm making another one of these chapters. Enjoy.
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Kokichi: miu sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you"
Rantaro:how do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?
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Rantaro: I have a question for you
Kokichi: go ahead
Rantaro: do you ever think before you say anything? Like at all?
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Kokichi: guess I'm too tough to cry
Rantaro: you cried for 4 hours last night about snakes
Kokichi, tearing up: they don't have any arms!
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{skipping stones on lake}
Rantaro,smiling: it's such a beautiful evening
Kokichi, whispering: take that you fucking lake
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Kokichi: wait you actually like me, for my personality?!
Rantaro: I know I was shocked too
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Kaede: hey kokichi? I need dating advice.
Kokichi: look just because I'm dating rantaro doesn't mean I know how I did it
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Rantaro: I asked kokichi to share his queen sized blanket
Rantaro: he replied that he was a queen and therefore the blanket was already at max capacity
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Kokichi: it's ok I'm offering moral support
Shuichi :... you have morals?
Kokichi: no, but I support those who do
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Rantaro: kokichi your rooms a mess
Kokichi: you should see my life
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Kokichi: hey rantaro nice pants
Rantaro: thanks I got them for 50% off
Kokichi: I would like them 100% off
Rantaro: the store... can't sell them for free
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Kokichi: I have 10 friends
Shuichi: toxic by Britney Spears isn't even that good
Kokichi: I have 9 friends
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Rantaro: *gets down on one knee*
Kokichi: yes! It's finally happening!
Rantaro: * completely falls over*
Kokichi: the poison is kicking in!
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Kokichi: I connected the dots!
Rantaro: you didn't connect anything
Kokichi: I connected them
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☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆
FanfictionAh so your one of those weird people who actually read the description.But I'll give ya what you want. As the title says this is an oumami one shot fic. I really like this ship but there isn't many fanfics for it so here I am making one. I will take...
