So I'm still sick and couldn't think of much to write so I'm writing this
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Kokichi: hey ran ran what time is it?
Rantaro: I don't know
Kokichi sighing : I'll just check myself *screeches at the top of his lungs*
Saihara : WHO THE HELL IS SCREECHING AT 3 AM
kokichi: it's 3 am
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Kokichi whining: I couldn't sleep last night
Kaede also tired: don't people say that if you can't sleep it means someone's thinking about you
Kokichi: well yeah but whoms't the fuck would be thinking about me all night
Rantaro:*silently raises hand* It was me
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Shuichi: ok everyone pretend to be gardening! Rantaro grab that hoe!
Rantaro: * holds onto kokichi*
Kokichi: RANTARO THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT
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Kokichi: 6+4 is 12
Rantaro: no it's not
Kokichi: yes it is
Rantaro: but it's not
Kokichi: then what is it
Rantaro: ...
Kaede: *looking off into space*
Shuichi face palming:it's 10
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Kokichi: I guess you could say I've fallen for you *finger guns*
Rantaro: you just fell down an entire flight of stairs how are you still alive-
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Rantaro: you know kokichi you really are adorable
Kokichi: I'm not adorable I'm evil!
Also kokichi: * jumping from leaf to leaf to see which ones are crunchy*
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Kokichi: I wish he knew that I loved him
Rantaro: then why don't you just tell him already
Kokichi: ok then! Hey ran ran I love you
Rantaro: see just do That and if it flies over his head he's to dumb for you
Kokichi: a-are you kidding me?!
Rantaro confused: uh no what are you talking about?
Kokichi: oh my atua-
*kokichi Kisses rantaro*
Rantaro: oh. OHHHHH
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Rantaro talking to shuichi: when I first met kokichi it was like meeting a real life angel
Kokichi talking to kaede: when I first met rantaro it was 3 am and he was wondering around a Walmart parking lot, drunk
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Kokichi: I never tell people off the bat I'm gay. I wait instead. I wait until they say some homophobic bullshit and laugh and say "you know I'm gay right?!" and just watch the look of terror on their face.
Rantaro:...
Rantaro: I like you
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Kokichi: *casually slides into splits* sup
Rantaro: what the-
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Kokichi: c'mon ran ran you know you love me!
Rantaro,without hesitation: I would sell your soul to Satan for a corn chip
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Kokichi: if I cut of my leg
Kokichi: and swing it at your head,
Kokichi: would I hitting you or kicking you
Rantaro: you'll probably mentally scar me more than anything
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☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆
FanfictionAh so your one of those weird people who actually read the description.But I'll give ya what you want. As the title says this is an oumami one shot fic. I really like this ship but there isn't many fanfics for it so here I am making one. I will take...
