Shuichi: I spy with my little eye something starting with a s
Kaede: *looks over to kokichi and rantaro talking" is it sexual tension?
Shuichi,pointing to a plant: I was going to say succulent but that works as well I guess
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Kokichi : *drinking his 5th grape panta*
Rantaro: hey kokichi I think you've had enough.
Kokichi: of you
Kokichi: *chugs it while looking rantaro directly in the eyes"
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Kokichi: can you guys just TRY to see things from my perspective!
Rantaro: *gets on knee's"
Kaede : *crouches down*
Kokichi:
Kokichi: I will kill both of you bitches in your sleep
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Rantaro: *walks out of room disheveled* sorry guys, I was ... doing Stuff ...
Kokichi: *walking out behind him also disheveled, smirking* im stuff
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Kaede : me and shuichi don't have pet names for each other
Kokichi: ok then, tell me loudly what bees make
Kaede, confused and somewhat yelling: honey?
Shuichi , from the other room: yes kaede?
Kokichi : don't ever lie to me again
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Shuichi, after talking to rantaro for a while: taro, I think you're in love with the rat
Rantaro: that's dumb, I'm not in love with kokichi
Kokichi, walking by waving: hey shumai! Hey ranran!
Rantaro,voice cracking weakly waving back: h-hey kokichi
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Kokichi: the sentences "forgive me father, I have sinned" and "I'm sorry daddy, I've been naughty" can mean the same thing yet they get you punished in different ways
Shuichi: oh god you really need to stop talking to miu
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Rantaro: kokichi is somethin burning?
Kokichi , seductively: just my desire for you~
Rantaro slightly panicked: ok so 1, stop being horny for one second and 2 the toaster is on fire
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Rantaro and kokichi arguing:
Kaede: get a room
Rantaro and kokichi: WHAT?!
Kaede:whenever you guys fight the room fills with sexual tension it's insane
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Some random guy: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Kokichi: na but I did scrape a knee while climbing out of hell with my boyfriend
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Shuichi: so who is the clingy one?
Kokichi: *sitting on rantaro's lap with his arms wrapped around his neck and his face buried into his chest* rantaro obviously
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Rantaro: sorry I'm late I saw a drawing of a sun wearing sun glasses and I spent an hour wondering what he was protecting his eyes from
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Rantaro: I can fit the whole world in my hands
Kokichi: that's stupid, that is literally im-
Rantaro: * cups kokichi's head* see I told you so
Kokichi: get off of me I have a reputation you flirty little shit
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☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆
FanfictionAh so your one of those weird people who actually read the description.But I'll give ya what you want. As the title says this is an oumami one shot fic. I really like this ship but there isn't many fanfics for it so here I am making one. I will take...
