So because both bad pick up lines and incorrect quotes are basically the same just one being horny-er then the other I decided to put them together. Thanks, @Sxioulrandom for reminding me that I even made these types of chapters, I appreciate it, sweets.
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Rantaro: don't break peoples hearts they only have one
Kokichi: break their bones they have plenty of those
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Rantaro: what kind of tea is this
kokichi: oh I just boiled some Gatorade
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Kokichi: what if Cinderella was a cooking slave and her name was mozzarella
Rantaro: how do you even think if these things
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Rantaro: while I'm gone don't do anything that can get you or me arrested
Kokichi: we both know that's asking too much of me
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Everyone, at monokuma: how many people have to die before you start having fun exactly?
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Kokichi: like gonta always does, when one door is locked choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force
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Kokichi, unbuttoning a shirt: man it's hot in here
Rantaro: I know but please stop unbuttoning my shirt
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Rantaro: listen I'm kind of a dream boy I'm there for one night and easily forgettable
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Kokichi: if you can't handle me at my worst I respect you for setting healthy boundaries for yourself but you also don't deserve me at my best
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Kokichi: are you, Hurricane Dorian, because you're blowing me away.
Rantaro: nice one but I have worse. Are you Australia because you're smoking hot
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Kokichi: I'm 5'1 standing, 11'1 standing on a 6ft leader, and 4ft tall if you play your cards right
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Rantaro: what's the difference between you and an alarm clock?
Kokichi: when you smash an alarm clock it stops making noise but if you smash me I keep making noise
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Kokichi: relationship status, made dinner for two ate both
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☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆
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