Incorrect quotes pt4

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Still have writer's block but it's starting to kinda go away. Let me know when you get sick of these chapters k?

Kokichi decorating a cake: how does it look?
Rantaro: looks amazing .but you uh have some frosting on your face
Kokichi: hm? Where?
Rantaro: *kisses him* never mind got it
Kokichi: a-ah t-thanks

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Kokichi: Rantaro is out for the weekend so I'm gonna throw this brick through the window
Kaede: wtf why
Kokichi: he is 80% of my impulse control

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Kokichi: I'm drinking sugary drinks because I didn't get any sleep last night
Rantaro: why didn't you get any sleep last night?
Kokichi: I was in the hospital
Rantaro: holy crap are you ok?
Kokichi: yeah
Rantaro: but you just said you where in the hospital?!?
Kokichi: yeah, I wasn't ok then

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Kokichi: I am the most intelligent person here
Rantaro: uh is your hand stuck in the vending machine?
Kokichi: I paid for my chocolate bar I am getting my chocolate bar

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Rantaro: *texts kokichi at 3 am*
Kokichi: *responds*
Rantaro: whoa kokichi you are up way to late it's so unhealthy. Go to sleep right this fucking second

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Rantaro, drunk: you're like the hottest boyfriend I've ever had
Kokichi: but I'm your husband?
Rantaro: omg really THATS so awesome

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Random woman: *points to kokichi* is this man bothering you
Rantaro, a little pissed but still chill: yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.

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Kaede: so how was the honey moon?
Rantaro: kichi got drunk and burned the marriage certificate
Kaede: wait what-
Rantaro: he said "good luck returning me without the receipt"

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Shuichi: rantaro knows how to do practically everything there has to be at least one thing he can't do.
Kaede: I bet he's a bad kisser!
Kokchi, from the other room: Nah he's good at that too
Shuichi and kaede at the same time: what
Kokichi: w h a t

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Kokichi: I just realized that all odd numbers have e in them
Rantaro, trying to sleep: kokichi it's 3 am go to sleep
Kokichi: THREE
Rantaro: SHUT UP

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Kokichi: you're the brightest star in my life!
Rantaro: well you're my whole world
Kokichi: that's funny because YOU'RE MY EVERYTHING-
Kaede: can you two stop fighting?

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Rantaro: I need to get something off my chest
Kokichi: is it your shirt?! Please say yes

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Kokichi, probably high: on Halloween we dress as skeletons but the rest of the year they dress as us
Rantaro: you know, sometimes I worry about for this very reason

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