☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆

parent headcanons

this totally isn't a replacement for what I was gonna post today that I just couldn't think of how to write, no it's DEFINITELY not that. anyways happy father's day and happy birthday to the lovable demon gremlin . And just like my other head canons, I will add more over time

* parenting is fucking hard. Ranatro has some experience with his sisters, but kokichi has like 0 experience.

*so that leads to lots of crying on the couch for the first few months talking about how he has no idea what to do

*they figure it out eventually

*rantaro is the parent that's really chill but can get really strict real quickly

* fuckin PTA mom kokichi

*don't know why but I think that they would adopt a girl

*I feel like their daughter would be like the rich kid you didn't know was a rich kid until they say something like "oh hey the reminds me of my parents' yacht!"

* I also feel like their daughter would be the kid who could write like 5 essays on what they did over the summer

* like "what did you do this summer?" "oh first I traveled all over Japan, then went to like a million different places on my dad's boat, THEN" and just go on forever

* And if she ever gets bullied, Kokichi being the PTA mom he is would probably scream at the principle to do something. While rantaro would just try to make her feel better.

* and WOW parents treating their child like that child is an actual human!? amazing.

*they would totally let her do their makeup or braid their hair

*phrasing basic daily chores and errands like they are mighty adventures to make her happy.

* every time she drew something putting it on the fridge or if she was extremely proud of it hanging it up on the wall.

*their walls just end up being covered in drawings or paintings.

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