☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆

fights/ makeups

important: this takes place in the same au as "I'm just glad you're ok"
3rd person POV

"Kokichi, Kaito is complaining about you doing something. What did you do?" Rantaro asked closing the door behind him? He already knew what happened. kokichi was busy looking at something on his phone. "Oh, I just replaced his shampoo for neon pink hair dye. He already gave me a huge lecture so you don't have to" kokichi said, busy looking at something on his phone. "why?" "It was revenge for Him yelling at us for telling him we were dating. Also, I was bored and he's the easiest to piss off it's hilarious"

Rantaro shook his head sitting across from kokichi "kichi, first of all, we already handled that and secondly why do you find it entertaining when he gets mad?" "because I'm me! Come on I can't be the only person who finds it funny." Kokichi finally looked up to rantaro "come on ranran you can't be that mad at me" he put his phone down on the bed but still staying on his side of the room.

"Well, I am. Kokichi you need to grow up and stop being so childish. I know I'm bringing this slightly out of nowhere but there is no other more appropriate time. You lie to everyone even to your own boyfriend" "and?" kokichi asked drawing out the d "is that not a problem to you? Every single time you say you love me I have to think about if it's a lie or not. I sometimes wonder if you ever loved me to begin with. You could have been lying and are now in a relationship you don't want to be in." rantaro ranted on.

"...are you saying you don't trust me? Because that's what I'm getting from you. If you trusted me you would believe me when I say I love you and you don't" kokichi said sounding a little hurt "that's not at all what I'm saying-" "well it sure sounds like it!" Kokichi cut off rantaro, talk a little louder than before. "can I please speak?" kokichi nodded "thank you, I was going to say I think that you don't trust me I trust you. But I don't think it's mutual. If you did trust me you wouldn't feel the need to lie to me but you do anyway. You need to trust me if you want this relationship work. You know that right?"

"ohhhhh now you are pointing the finger at me. You always do that, never taking the blame for anything. All I did was prank Kaito and now you're on my back over trust or something like that! You can never keep a lecture on one thing it has to be on everything wrong I've ever done in my life, I've learned my lesson but now you're gonna start getting mad at me for starting an argument! You act like you're a saint that hasn't done anything wrong, that you're perfect!" Kokichi started yelling pacing around the room.

"you are being irrational, I never said I was perfect, I'm far from it. I never blamed you, you just always have to be the victim. If anything you never take the blame. And I hardly ever get mad at you unless you do something like you did earlier. In any argument, you are the first person who starts yelling I just want to have a calm discussion to solve the problem but you'd rather yell and draw it out for ages." rantaro stayed calm, even though kokichi was testing his patience. "You really need calm down"

"Calm down?... CALM DOWN? I AM PERFECTLY CALM! And no duh you are far from perfect you couldn't keep track of 12 of your own sisters, you somehow managed to lose them in completely different countries!" kokichi continued yelling, rantaro just looked at him in shock "what does that have to do with anything? Why did you ever have to bring that up?! Are you looking at things to argue about!? leave my sisters out of this! It's not like you're much better you as a leader let every single one of your followers have something bad happen to them! And yet you still wear the scarf of your "gang" that fell apart" he finally started to snap.

"Why would you bring that up?! You know that's a sensitive topic for me!" "You know how my sisters are a sensitive topic for me so I consider it revenge" kokichi looked at him confused "how does that even work?" "Isn't that the logic you used to justify you pranking Kaito?! On the basis of revenge?! I guess you don't like your own cards used against you" rantaro shrugged "please explain if it works for you but not me" kokichi didn't say anything "exactly" "that still doesn't give you an excuse to use it ranran!!" Kokichi yelled back basically just forgetting where he was, at this point he didn't care if any of his roommates heard them.

"Nows not the time for pet names kokichi! and why doesn't it give me an excuse huh? You always say that in arguments when you are losing why can't you just deal with the fact you can't always be a winner! Sometimes you're in the wrong! Do you just like arguing? do you like seeing me snap a get pissed at you! Now that I think about it probably entertains you because that's who you are kokichi, and yet I still found some way to fall in love with you! You've got me wrapped around your finger and you know it."  rantaro said getting angrier with each sentence "you have some kind of complex that makes you feel like you are way better than everyone else!" rantaro continued.

This is how it went almost the whole night. Bringing up random topics or faults with each other. They didn't even try to be quiet. Their roommates just tried their best to avoid the room of the arguing couple. Well everyone other then miu who just sat outside of the room listening in.

"it obvious you don't even love me anymore so why don't you just break up with me already why are you just stringing me along!" rantaro yelled."b-but I do love you!" That's all it took, they were both tired of this both tearing up thinking this was the end of it. They quickly wrapped their arms around each other as if their lives depended on it whilst crying their eyes out they collapsed to the floor still in each other's arms, rantaro leaning against his bed with kokichi laying on top of him . "i-I'm so *hic* fucking sorry" kokichi choked out. "Shhh it's ok kokichi" rantaro sniffled back hugging kokichi tighter.

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Sorry again if this sucked