Rantaro: you look like you have good memes saved on your camera roll
Kokichi: that's an understatement
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Rantaro: would you like a cute pickup line, a cheesy one, or a dirty one?
Kokichi: a little of the three. Impress me
Rantaro: do you want to go get coffee? Then I can eat you out a latte
Kokichi: I'm impressed you've won
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Kokichi: I'm looking for a boy to drive me around while I stick my head out the window and demolish mailboxes with it.
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Rantaro: picture our first date, we go to the driving range, we have some fun hitting golf balls, but you accidentally let go and throw it onto the range. Being the hero i am I go get it, you hit me with a golf ball, I die. You inherit my HECS debt
Kokichi: do ya wanna know why I hit you with a golf ball?
Rantaro: why not
Kokichi: because you took me fucking golfing for our first date
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Rantaro: you look like someone who would ruin my life
Kokichi: that's what my parents said when they had me
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Rantaro: you have lord farquaads eyes
Rantaro: I know that doesn't sound like a compliment but look it up they are beautiful
Kokichi: holy crap you right
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Kokichi: I already have a grill so I don't need someone who can only smoke and give me meat
Rantaro: wha-
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Rantaro: before you fuck someone you get each other undressed but afterwards you only dress yourself, moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked
Kokichi: I don't understand a word you're saying
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Kokichi: do you have a ugly boyfriend
Rantaro,not paying attention: no
Kokichi: dO yOu WaNt OnE?
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Kokichi: if you have a more interesting story then me I'll let you fuck me in the ass
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Rantaro: are you the day my dog died because you're 10/10
Kokichi: nice one
Rantaro: hopefully nicer than that car
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I couldn't think of anything else so I made this thing it's also kinda hard to do anything with my right hand because I got mechanical pencil graphite in it but that doesn't really matter I just hope you enjoyed this
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☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆
FanfictionAh so your one of those weird people who actually read the description.But I'll give ya what you want. As the title says this is an oumami one shot fic. I really like this ship but there isn't many fanfics for it so here I am making one. I will take...
