Ships simplified in a shitpost
Oumasai: hi, yes sir, nice to meet you
Oumami: hey your son calls me daddy too
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Angie: why please a man when you can please God?
rantaro: because sucking dick feels better than praying
kokichi: either way you're on your knees
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kaede: hey Rantaro have you seen kokichi?
rantaro: we just got out of the shower he'll be out in a second
kaede: ok, well you guys can't- wait did you just say we?
rantaro: ... I said he
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kaito: your boyfriend is a lying dick
rantaro: yeah but he's cute
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miu: you guys broke the bed?!?!?! you must have been fucking like animals!
rantaro: heh
[last night}
kokichi: I bet you 10 dollars that you cant touch the ceiling
rantaro: try me
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Kaede: I can't tell if you guys are fighting and flirting
rantaro and kokichi: yes
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rantaro: *taps table*
kokichi: * taps table back*
kaito: what the hell are those two doing?
Shuichi: I don't know
kiibo: morse code
rantaro: *aggressively taps table*
kokichi, standing up from his seat: TAKE THAT BACK YOU ASSHOLE!
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rantaro: kokichi can you give me a newspaper
kokichi, handing him a phone: you're SO oldfashioned ranran, here
rantaro, deadpanned:*smashes bug with the phone*
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kokichi: *screams*
kaito: *screams louder to asscert domince*
rantaro: should we stop them?
maki: no, i want to see who wins
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rantaro: why is there 9 pounds of bird seed all over the floor of our room?
kokichi: why did you weigh it
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kokichi: can i sit here
rantaro: that's my lap
kokichi: that doesn't answer the question
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rantaro: why is your bucket above my door
kokichi: well why is your door under my bucket
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☆＊Oumami one-shots＊☆
FanfictionAh so your one of those weird people who actually read the description.But I'll give ya what you want. As the title says this is an oumami one shot fic. I really like this ship but there isn't many fanfics for it so here I am making one. I will take...
