Rantaro: are you the billboard hottest 100 list?
Kokichi: what are you going to say ne-
Rantaro: because I want to top you
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Kokichi: hey!hey!taro
Rantaro: yes kokichi?
Kokichi: roses are red, violets are blue, guess what! My bed has room for two!
Rantaro: wha-
Kokichi: twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!
Rantaro:stop
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Kokichi: *hands rantaro a lime with his number on it* here take this
Rantaro: what is this?
Kokichi: it's my pickup lime
Rantaro: why are you the way that you are
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Kokichi, trying his hardest: if I got a dollar for every time you crossed my mind, I would have one dollar because you never leave it
Rantaro: lol broke boy
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Rantaro: good day, how are you beautiful?
Kokichi: the plastic, but jk it's my genetics
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Kokichi: you look like a weirdo
Kokichi: I love it
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Rantaro: so what do you do for a living
Kokichi: I handle transactions for a multi-billion dollar corporation
Rantaro: wow impress-
Kokichi: and by that I mean I'm a cashier at McDonald's
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Kokichi: I'm not looking for someone to tie me down but I wouldn't mind someone who would tie me up
Rantaro: wtf are you talking about
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Rantaro: you look like my future ex boyfriend
Kokichi: what the hell is that supposed to mean
Rantaro: because you look like my future husband you would no longer be my boyfriend but you'd be my husband
Kokichi: lol that was to cheesy for your own good
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Rantaro: are you my New Years resolution because I plan on doing you for the first few weeks of January then completely forgetting about you
Kokichi: are you my New Years resolution because I'm not planning on doing you at all
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Kokichi: I wanna do something crazy
Rantaro: like what?
Kokichi: get ski masks, get a weapon of some sort, plan a careful route where there will likely be no cops, take the license plate of the back of one of our cars, drive to 7/11, and then fuck in the back of the car
Rantaro: that's not what I expected but ok
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Kokichi: I'm a tesco self checkout because I want you to a put an unidentified item in my baggage area
Rantaro: kokichi, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
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Rantaro: are you trying to get wild and take a nap together or something
Kokichi: fuck yeah
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~words 404~
I am currently very disappointed in myself for not being able to think of a single pun for either rantaro or kokichi's name
-love Ash the author
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