Tinder - [Lando Norris]

0.1 || the match

Dagmar swiped through more pictures "Lando" had added to his profile. The real Lando Norris surely was attractive yet cute at the same time. A kind of boy that would be a total gentleman, a fun boyfriend but could annoy the hell out of you and tease you too much at the same time as well. Dagmar tapped on the option to chat with him, her fingers hovering over the keyboard when she thought of something to type to him. Dagmar sat back against her pillows before preparing a comment.

Your trick must work for the poor girls who have no idea who Lando is 😉

Dagmar watched the app sending her message and she went back to the main feed, scrolling through some more profiles. She came across someone who had apparently "super liked" her, yet she rather cringed at his profile. It was clearly a jock and she swiped him to the left. Dagmar placed her phone aside and focused on another episode of Brooklyn Nine Nine. She went to the kitchen while the intro played, getting herself a glass of water before she got into more comfortable clothing, her feet slipped into some fluffy slippers while she settled back in her bed and against the pillows of her headboard. Dagmar picked her phone back op, getting her instagram. She preferred to keep her profile private, but now she linked her Tinder to it, it was perhaps better to open it up. If there were any creeps, she could block them anyway. Dagmar typed 'Lando Norris' in the search bar and the first result was his profile too. She tapped on his story, he had posted some pictures of the Autosport Award evening he had before. And may she say, the suit was not her taste. Nevertheless, he still looked handsome and more mature than he sometimes acted.

Her eyes flickered up when the notification of Tinder told her this Lando impostor had responded to her message. She chuckled lightly and allowed her phone to open the app to switch from Instagram to Tinder. Dagmar refreshed her messages and he came out at the top of the page.

Good evening to you too, Dagmar. What trick do you mean, love?

Love. She nearly laughed. He was funny. Dagmar read the message a couple times. She didn't want to he rude to the fake Lando too. She could still have a fun conversation with him. Dagmar planned to keep chatting with him till he admitted to her that his profile was fake and he was actually a 40 year old man trying to hit on girls. Dagmar scrunched her nose upwards, looking back at the TV for a moment and then back to her phone that rested in her lap. She picked it back up, her nails tapping against the screen when she typed a response.

Fooling young girls by letting them think you're that handsome Formula 1 driver

Dagmar just hit send and it took a matter of seconds when the person was already typing again, the blue bulbs moving in the corner of her screen to indicate that he was preparing an answer. She was very amused by this situation and she slowly started to appreciate that Sarah urged her into downloading Tinder. Perhaps it was indeed fun to meet new people like this, even though some of them weren't completely honest with who they are.

I'm not fooling anyone, Dagmar. I think you are the one fooling men on here.

I beg your pardon? Dagmar let out a huff of air and shook her head. She went back to her profile that looked fairly normal to her. Her picture were not edited at all, not even a filter used. She shook her head, blushing slightly as this impostor made her question herself and she hummed in disagreement to herself. Dagmar rapidly tapped a response, not wanting to seem upset with his answer either.

Elaborate yourself, please, 'Lando'.

It remained quiet for a little while and she saw him typing, but then the bubbles were gone again. Dagmar placed her phone on her lap and looked back at her TV screen again. She had missed six minutes of the episode already, actually the series were just on for background noise. She found herself glancing over at her screen to see if her had replied anything. Dagmar gnawed at her bottom lip. Another, real guy (she assumed), had messaged her too, yet she was ignoring those and waiting for fake Lando to answer her request. She rapidly took her phone in her hand when he responded.

You're so beautiful that men must think that you're unreal.

Dagmar cackled at his message. She couldn't believe this guy. Setting up a fake profile and then also trying (he definitely was) flirting with her. She was sure it was something standard any guy on Tinder would say, yet it made her feel some kind of way when the impostor just send her this. Dagmar was now the one to think a bit longer of an answer. A part of her rather unmatched and moved on, not wanting to spend time on this fake profile anymore. But another side of her was still determined to find out who the guy behind Lando Norris' profile was. He had a lot of fanaccounts. Perhaps she could message them for some investigation. But what if Sarah was right and she'd be completely making fun of actual Lando Norris at the moment. Dagmar sighed deeply and opened the app again.

I'm flattered that you're saying something so original.

She was curious to see what he would answer to that. Dagmar hoped her tone would come across as rather sassy and not arrogant or over confident. She was just teasing him. And suddenly she was worried how he would consider her tone in her replies to him. Why would she care what this impostor thought of her? Okay, maybe she cared a little because he was only 35 kilometers away from her. Other side of London was still far enough away but she wouldn't be the first one to have a stalker here in the British capital city.

I'm not surprised to not be original, love. I'm probably one of the many guys who's complimenting you on your beauty.

Her eyebrows rose with a small chuckle and she held her breath when he was typing again.

Why don't you let me get to know you? I would be able to compliment something original then.

The charmer. She wasn't going to fall for it (she totally was). Dagmar shook her head with a smile on her lips. She had to admit, he was doing a good job while flirting with her. But getting to know her? Just through texting on Tinder or does he want to meet up. Dagmar decided not to think about it too much. She yawned and decided to get ready for bed in the meantime, letting his message for what it was for a moment. Dagmar shut down her TV and brush her teeth in the bathroom. She took her sweater off and replaced it with a top to get under the covers. She turned the lights off and took her phone in her hand while laying on her side, getting back to their conversation.

I'm going to sleep a night on it.

He replied right away.

Whatever you want, darling. Sleep well.

Goodnight, "Lando".

A last thing?

Be quick.

I know your heart skipped a beat when we matched, babe.