Beast Charmings: Funeral Service for Beasts

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Little Red Riding Hood

In the earliest versions of this classic tale, the antagonist is not always a wolf, but often an ogre or a werewolf as well. The wolf (or whatever) usually leaves the grandmother's blood-drenched meat and bones for the girl to eat, who unknowingly cannibalizes her own grandmother. Also, at one point the disguised wolf requests that the prepubescent girl remove her clothes, which he tosses into the fire. Then they get into bed together and he eats her.

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Beast Charmings: Funeral Service for Beasts

Are you dying?

Or are you preparing to die?

Do you have recently dead loved ones?

Do you want to treat them and yourself to a one-of-a-kind funeral?

Well, worry no more! Charmings' Funeral Home got you covered!

Serving you with our ever competent crew:
We got a gorgeous Englishman for a funeral director,
A hot half-Indian chauffeur,
A skillful Chinese doll as a steward,
An Italian Queen Bee as a make-up and wardrobe artist and,
A sweet province girl for a funeral arranger.

There's only one requirement we have-

Be sure you or who you wish to give this special funeral are not mere humans because our services are only for BEASTS.