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One Earth

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My tent lights flash outside. Pulling back the flap, I see a little grey man standing there.

"Up, what is, dude, hmm?"

"My people travel the universe, granting wishes. Your wish, what is, hmm?"

"Anything, it can be, hmm?" To help me sleep my head hurts from the tequila I drank. "How about peace, hmm? One earth, free from poverty, conflict, politics, war."

"Granted."

Asleep, I fall asleep.

Waking, as I pack up camp and drive off the mountain my head throbs. No traffic there is, I turn on the radio. Is static I all get.

My hometown entering, gone, I notice all the people are. Yeesssssss

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