Mr. Erratum

Chapter Thirty-Seven

(A/N Ruin is Swap!Asgore)

Entering his apartment, Emilio was greeted by a familiar face, "¡Emilio! ¡Has vuelto!" (Emilio! you're back!) Ruin Exclaimed, smiling at the child, "Sí, tío Ruin" (Yes, Uncle Ruin) Emilio replied, throwing his bag into the corner. Ruin smiled, "Bueno, vete a tu habitación, te llamaré cuando terminen las cenas" (Well, you go off to your room, i'll call you when dinners done) Ruin told Emilio smiling sweetly, Emilio grinned at him, "¿Vamos a tener Empanadas?" (Are we having Empanadas?) Emilio asked. Ruin grinned, "Sí, ahora de ti vete" (yes, now of you go) Ruin said, walking back into the kitchen.

Emilio walked into his room, a smile still on his face, He sat on his bed, trying to find a comfortable position, when he heard his phone go off. "que debe ser padre" (that must be father) Emilo spoke to himself. Picking up the phone, Emilio saw that it was in fact, his father.

"¿Padre?" (Father?) Emilio said into the phone. There was a raspy chuckle, a voice that told you that the person speaking had or was still smoking, "Sí, soy mi hijo." (yeah it's me kid) His father replied, making Emilio grin. "entonces, ¿cómo te va en esa nueva escuela tuya?" (so, how ya doing at that new school of yours?) He asked, Emilio grinned, "¡Es genial! Conocí a un chico llamado Horror, y es divertido estar con" (It's great! i met this kid called Horror, and he's fun to be with) Emilio effused, before frowning, "pero tiene un amigo que es un verdadero bas- uh idiota" (but he's got a friend who's a real bas- uh, jerk) Emilio spoke. Emilio heard his father laugh, "¿Realmente? ¿Cómo se llama?" (Really? what's his name?) His father questioned, clearly amused, "es tan estúpido sonando!" (it's so stupid sounding!) Emilio exclaimed, "¡Es paperjam!" (It's Paperjam!) Emilio exclaimed, again. He heard his father laugh, "vamos niño, no puede ser tan malo" (Come on kid, he can't be that bad) He chuckled out, Emilio growled, "¡Es malvado! Literalmente, ¡lo primero que hace cuando me ve es insultarme! puedes creerlo!" (he's evil! Literally, the first thing he does when he sees me is insult me! can you believe that!) Emilio argued. 

He heard his father give a raspy laugh before doing a dramatic sigh, "Está bien, está bien, él es el engendro del diablo" (Okay, okay, he's the spawn of the devil) His father agreed, obviously joking around. Emilio puffed out his chest in a dramatic way, gaining another laugh from his father, "entonces, ¿hiciste algún otro amigo?" (so, did you make any other friends?) His father asked, "¡Sí! hay un chico llamado Dust..." (Yes! there's this kid called Dust...)

Emilio's father stayed silent for awhile, before asking, "¿Cómo está?" (how is he?) His father asked, making Emilio smile. "él es... Feliz" (he's... happy) Emilio decided to say, "preguntó por usted" (he asked about you). Emilio then paused, as if remembering something, " y me pidió que lo llamara tío" (and he asked me to call him uncle) Emilio told him. His father didn't answer for a bit, before replying, "That's great, kid". 

Emilio was about to reply, but he was interrupted by a voice, that was obviously coming from down stairs "¡Emilio! bajar escaleras, las Empanadas están hechos!" (Emilio! come down stairs, the Empanadas are done!) Ruin shouted. Emilio smiled, "Padre, tengo que irme." (Father, I have to go) Emilio told him. His father gave another raspy laugh, "bien chico, hablaré contigo más tarde" (okay kid, i'll talk to you later) He replied, "Adiós papa" (bye dad) Emilio spoke, "adiós niño" (bye kid) His father said, as he turned his phone off. 

"¡Emilio! ¡Date prisa, se enfriarán!" (Emilio! hurry up, they'll get cold!) Ruin shouted. Emilio smiled, "próximo tío Ruin!" (coming uncle Ruin!) Emilio shouted, running down the stairs.

Erratum and Ink sat in the kitchen bored out of their minds, watching as Blue went on a rant about his brother. "Seriously! I can't believe he didn't tell me!" Blue shouted, walking in circles. "Instead, I learn sixteen years later when I find a kid with our surname in a classroom! can you two believe that!?- guys?" Blue paused, looking at the two. "where did pigment go?" He asked.

Erratum gave a soft growl, "hE lEft tHirTy miNutEs aGo" Erratum told him. 

Erratum wasn't lying either. All three of them had listen to Blue for at least forty minutes. Pigment, at first, seemed to find it amusing, or as amusing as he could find it. but, at one point, he left, deciding there were better things he could do other than listen to Blue ramble on about his brother.

Erratum sighed, "to be fair blue, you were the one who left, not him" Ink pointed out. Blue went to argue, "but-" Erratum sighed again, "BlUe" he finally spoke. Both Ink and Blue looked over to him, and he felt like sighing again, "SuRE, He prObaBly shOulD oF ToLd yOu" Erratum admitted, "BuT It'S to lATe FoR tHAT NoW" Erratum told Blue, "yeah, Erratum's right Blue" Ink told Blue.

Blue sighed, "Fine, fine" He agreed. Erratum smiled, "NoW, AlL YoU CAn DO Is bE apart oF tHE KiDS LiFE" Erratum told Blue, standing up. Blue grinned, "you're right Erratum! Now..." Blue paused for dramatic affect, "Lets get Ice cream!" Blue exclaimed. "Did someone say Ice cream?" Pigment asked, his top half of his body hanging from the ceiling through a portal, "wHat ThE HeLl PigMEnt!?" Erratum screamed, being the first to notice where the voice came from. "I sWeaR yOu'rE wORSE thAN KiLlER!" .

Some where in a different multiverse

"Are you sure there's no way to cheer him up?" a skeleton said, who looked strangely like a Oreo. Another skeleton, who was covered up in dust, sighed, shaking his head, "We're all sad about him, but he was Nightmares best friend, even if he won't admit it" The dust covered skeleton replied. "What about you killer? do you know anyway to cheer him up? you're the only one who he will actually see" . The skeleton, Killer, shook his head, before pausing, "What if we use Horror as a cannon ball and shoot him at Nightmare's window?" Killer asked. A skeleton, who had a large hole in his head, and was currently eating something, jerked his head over to Killer's direction, "hey! Lust, tell him that's a bad idea!" Horror exclaimed.

A skeleton in a big baggy, light pink jumper, making him stand out from the rest of them, laughed, and merely shook his head. "Well, maybe we could-" Killer paused, before making a large sneeze. Dust laughed, "y'know" He told Killer, "If you sneeze, apparently it means someone's speaking badly about you" He told killer, earning himself a whack on the head.