Mr. Erratum

Chapter Eighty

"That's not fair!" Killer exclaimed, shoving Fresh, who sat next to him on the canteen table. Fresh snickered darkly, giving the younger skeleton a smug look, "Bro, Not fair? I don't think I've been fairer in my entire life" Fresh responded, his usual grin on his face.

Killer huffed, "You can't calls dibs because you're taller! C'mon Dust, back me up here" Killer turned to his left, where Dust sat, not paying attention to either of them. Instead, the hooded skeleton was on his phone, a small smile on his face. Killer grabbed Dust's shoulder, shaking it, "Dust!" Killer cried out again, finally gaining the attention of the older skeleton.

Dust gave Killer an annoyed look, "What?" Dust barked out, vexed. Fresh snickered, "It seems like your short comrade isn't happy with you Kills" Fresh noted, sounding amused. Dust turned to Fresh, "His what comrade?" Dust gave Fresh a withering look. Fresh only laughed.

"Fresh's trying to use his height as a reason to call dibs!" Killer whined to Dust. Dust, of course, being the shortest of them all, turned to Fresh in outrage. "You're what? Fresh! You're two years older than us!" Dust exclaimed, shoving his phone in his jacket pocket. Killer grinned, "you tell him!" He cheered.

Fresh shrugged, "So? you should of been born earlier man" He shook his head disapprovingly. Despite most of Fresh's face being covered by his (cool) shades, it was very obvious he was amused. Dust gaped at the skeleton, "That's not how it works!" Dust hissed, looking about two seconds away from attacking Fresh.

Undyne walked up to their table, slamming the tray in her hands onto the table, taking a seat next to Paperjam. "Dude, I swear- The food here gets grosser each year" Undyne whined. Despite this, she shoved the food into her mouth without much thought. Paperjam gave her a questionable look, "Why are you eating it then?" Paperjam asked, gaining a non-committal shrug from the fish monster.

Undyne paused her chewing, "What are they arguing about?" Undyne glanced at them, not sounding too concerned. Paperjam shrugged, not knowing or caring about what they were talking about. Lust, who sat on the other side of Undyne, chuckled lightly, "They're talking about if you can use your height to call dibs" Lust informed her, fiddling with his usual pink jumper.

Undyne raised her eyebrows, confused, "call dibs on what?" She questioned, watching Horror pull Dust back from mauling Fresh. Lust shrugged, "not too sure" He admitted, sounding amused. Killer glared at Fresh, "Listen here you tall freak-!" Fresh interrupted him, "At least I'm tall, Killer" He grinned.

Horror sighed, "It's not that bad being short you two" Horror, who was almost a year younger than them yet was taller than them both, said. Fresh nodded, "yeah It's not that bad" Fresh mocked. Horror lightly glared at the colourful skeleton, "Stop that Fresh" Horror gripped Dust's collar, keeping the skeleton from attacking Fresh.

Killer scoffed, "This is not a conversation People like you are privy too Horror" He muttered. Horror gave Killer an unimpressed look, "People like me?" He questioned, but didn't receive an answer.

Dust glared at Fresh, "Killer and I are still growing, unlike you, Mr. I'm-practically-an-adult-now" Dust told Fresh. Killer nodded, giving Fresh a triumphant grin, "Yeah! You never know- I could become taller than you!" Fresh snorted at Killer's words, "Yeah, sure kid" He mocked. 

Paperjam, who had been listening on their conversation, spoke up. "Talking about nearly being an adult" He started, "Can you believe all the work Mr. Nightmare is setting us?" Paperjam huffed, leaning his elbow on the table. Undyne glared at Paperjam, "Do not remind me of that!" Undyne warned Paperjam, frowning deeply. "All Alphys is going on about is revising! It's like my girlfriends been replaced by a ticking time bomb!" Undyne cried out, kicking one of the table legs.