Oh, I have handcuffs

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Season 1 episode 1 

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*Shawn and waitress kissing*

Waitress: Nice place.

Shawn: Thank you.

*Shawn accidentally turns on the tv*

*Waitress pushes Shawn onto the couch*

Waitress: I knew you were gonna be my best table.

*They start kissing* (Ew)

Tv reporter: ...about voicing his concerns regarding the department's long-time policies.

*Shawn watches tv while Waitress kisses him*

Tv reporter: Joe, do the police have any leads at this time?

Joe: We're at a loss. We really don't know what else to do. Been a tough few weeks. Basically run out of ideas. Hopefully the police will be able to crack this one for us.

Shawn: Come on.

Tv reporter: Closing the books on the Visions break-ins could be just the olive branch needed to set things in the right direction.

*Shawn grabs a phone*

Shawn: Ooh.

Waitress: What are you doing? 

Shawn: I'm calling the police.

Waitress: Any particular reason?

Shawn: I think I just closed a case.

Waitress: You didn't tell me you were a cop.

Shawn: Oh, no, no, no. Definitely not a cop.

Waitress: Mm. Oh.

Shawn: Does that disappoint you?

Waitress: I just thought you might have handcuffs.

Shawn: Oh, I have handcuffs.




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