Season 7 episode 6
I am officially calling Porta-Potties "Small poop houses" from now on lmaooooo
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Lassie: O'Hara, may I have a quick word with you, please?
Juliet: Mm-hmm.
Lassie: I need you to do a favor. Don't worry, it's nothing weird, just...
*Lassie grabs a vase*
Lassie: I need you to take this vase and go pee in it.
Juliet: No!
Lassie: If Marlowe tests positive for alcohol, then the system has beaten us, O'Hara. It's beaten love! Now just take this in the bathroom and do me a solid!
*Juliet makes a face*
Lassie: Poor choice of words.
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Jeffery: Your boyfriend's late. I don't like waiting.
*Shawn whistles and walks over, wearing a pest control uniform*
*Shawn uses a ridiculous fake accent*
Shawn: Oh, helloh. Don't be minding' me. Ahm from the County Pest Control.
Jeffery: Act casual.
Shawn: Some Malaysian wheevils been comin' over on de boats, eatin' up all of the local wheevils, so County has ah us sprayin' all the warehouses down here by the ducks. Not taking long at all. But here is one question for yeaw. Have you seen wheevils in any of these small poop houses?
Jeffery: No! Now get out of here.
Shawn: Best be checking wone just to beh suuure.
*Shawn goes into a small poop house and Circus Girl comes out of his bag*
Jeffery: What's going on in there?
Shawn: Ohhhh my. There is much trouble in here. Wheevils making love in the sink compartment. Okay, here we go.
*Shawn comes out of the small poop house*
Shawn: Whell, thank you very much for your hospitality. Biggest problem, I must stay here until all the wheevils are mostly made dead. Personal note, I find them both delicious and adorable, so, I have, as you say, eh conflict. Now, if I may be botherin' yeaw one more time, can you show meh where the closest house of the prostitutes—
*Shawn starts walking towards them and a dude pushes him away*
Shawn: Ohh. Alright. I will just go upon me merry way.
*Shawn sprays them in the face with pesticide*
*Lots o' fighting*
*Shawn hides in a small poop house*
*Gus runs into the small poop house*
Shawn: Uhh, occupied!
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