Season 7 episode 2
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Lordan: Now close your eyes.
Juliet: You know what? I feel hot. Very hot.
*Shawn and Lassie jump out of the van and run fast*
Shawn: Get out of the way!!
*They keep on running*
*Lordan puts a necklace on Juliet*
Juliet: Oh! A necklace?
Lordan: You said on your profile you like turtles. It looks just like the ones I saw on my trip to the Galapagos Islands.
Juliet: Wow. That is unexpected.
Lordan: I know, I know. So... you said you were feeling hot?
Juliet: Oh, yeah, I, uh...
*Shawn and Lassie running to her*
Juliet: Uh, I am feeling cold! I am feeling really cold.
*Shawn starts hugging and burying his face in Lassie's chest*
Lassie: What are you doing? Get your meat hooks off of me.
Shawn: You want to blow her cover? Put your arms around me. Come on, sell it!
*Lassie puts his arms around Shawn unwillingly*
Shawn: Rub my back at a medium pace.
*Juliet and Lordan watching them weirdly*
*Lassie starts rubbing Shawn's back*
Lassie: You're an idiot.
Shawn: Make it tender.
Lassie: I'm being tender!
Shawn: Wait... this just in.
*Shawn grabs Lassie's butt*
Lassie: Ergh....
Lordan: Love is in the air, huh?
Juliet: Ha. Yeah. Something. Something's in the air.
Lassie: Beat you within an inch of your life when this is over.
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Shawn: Ma! Dad! Think I could use a quick chat. Mom. Look, Dad—
*Shawn opens their bedroom door and finds them canoodling*
Henry: Oh! Oh!
Shawn: Noooooo!!!!!
Maddy: Gooooooose!!!!!
*Shawn screams and shuts the door*
*Shawn lays on his bed and hugs a pillow and Henry comes in*
Shawn: Fly, Eric. Fly high. High into the clouds.
Henry: I want you to feel like you can ask me anything. There are no silly, stupid questions.
Shawn: Please. Stop making sounds with your mouth.
Henry: It all happened very organically. I'm still trying to process it myself. I think maybe it grew out of our history or... maybe my new outlook on life, post being shot. Plus... your mother is a very attractive woman.
*Shawn covers his ears*
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