You said it was cake mix!!

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Season 7 episode 14

I love how Gus didn't even try to help Shawn lmao, he just let his best friend get almost choked to death by Lassiter bc he didn't want to get dead dude on him lol

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Shawn: But then... something happened.

Juliet: Don't even tell me.

Lassie: No...

*Flashback to when dead dude was spilled all over Lassie and Jules*

*Juliet gasps*

Juliet: Oh, my—

*Her and Lassie start freaking out*

Juliet: You said it was cake mix!!

Shawn: No, I never said—

Juliet: Yes, you did! You said you and Gus were gonna go home and you were going to make homemade twinkies!!

Shawn: Okay, now you're just making stuff up, sweetie.

Gus: Rubbish. Rubbish.

Lassie: Son of a b*tch!!

*Lassie starts choking Shawn and Shawn starts gagging*

Harris: Hey!

*Harris whistles while Lassie continues choking Shawn*

Chief Vick: Oh! Carlton! Carlton, let him go! Carlton! Carlton! Carlton, stop it!

*Shawn puts his hand over Lassie's mouth*

*Juliet shouts and brushes herself*

*Lots o' yelling*

Shawn: Gus, get him off of me!

Gus: Are you crazy? He's covered in dead dude, Shawn.

*Harris blows a air horn*

*Everyone stops*

Harris: That's enough!

*Shawn holds his throat*

Harris: You guys are behaving like my nephews, Noah, Ryder, and Stephan! And I hate my nephews!

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