Season 7 episode 9
God, my heart broke so much these last few episodes :'(
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*Someone knocks on the door*
Shawn: Hey, if that's—if that's, uh, a camera crew and- and a makeover team, technically, I still live here. Please.
Juliet: Shawn, it's the girl I'm interviewing to be my new roommate.
Shawn: What—
Juliet: Her name is Kimberly.
Shawn: You are kicking me out and replacing me on the same day?
Juliet: She answered my ad on Craigslist.
Shawn: Jules, only psychos answer ads on craigslist! You might as well have posted it on murdermethisinstant.com!
*Juliet opens the door*
Juliet: Hi.
Kimberly: Hi!
Juliet: So nice to meet you.
Kimberly: Hi, Kimberly.
Juliet: Come on in.
Kimberly: Hi. Wow.
Shawn: Alright, Kim. Pop quiz.
*Shawn does a deep voice and rubs his shirt*
Shawn: Where does the lotion go?
Juliet: Uh... Kimberly, this is my, uh, funny and slightly inappropriate friend, Shawn, and he was just leaving.
*Shawn rubs all over himself awkwardly*
Kimberly: You know, the photos in the ad do not do this place justice. It's amazing.
Juliet: Aww.
Shawn: Seriously, Kim. Where does it go? Where does the lotion go?
Juliet: Don't answer that.
*Shawn rubs his shirt*
Shawn: Where do you put the lotion?
Juliet: You don't have to answer any questions that... especially any questions about lotion.
Shawn: Did you tell her about the bats? This place is infested with bats. How about Kathy? You tell her about Kathy?
Kimberly: Whose Kathy?
Shawn: Whose Kathy? Just the ghost who lives here. You know, she bleeds through the walls on occasion, and she likes to cuddle on the day she was murdered. I guess it's all pretty harmless stuff as long as your soul is pure.
*Juliet fake-laughs*
Juliet: See, I told you! I mean, he's so silly! And you are leaving, right? Now?
Shawn: Actually, I don't have anywhere to be.
*Juliet sighs*
Kimberly: My current roommate is apartment hunting too and I'm really hoping she doesn't see this listing. Is that horrible of me to say?
Shawn: Yes. 100%. Kathy agrees.
Juliet: Okay. Okay. Let's go ahead and get started. Yeah.
Kimberly: Okay.
Juliet: Have a seat.
*Shawn grabs Juliet's arm*
Shawn: I'm not just gonna give up on us, alright?
(A/N: Last sentence tho... I wanna man like that. I started crying yet again when he said that lol)
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