Let's all do the chocolate dance!

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Season 7 episode 5 

Honestly such a fun episode, I love how they had some of the original Clue actors and actress in there! And how Shawn explained who murdered who just like what they did in the movie, like him running around and stuff lol

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Shawn: Dude. I have an extra ticket to a mysterious party at a sweet mansion tonight—you're my first choice. 

Gus: What? I am so in!

*Shawn starts singing and dancing*

Shawn: It's a secret party! It's a secret party. 

Gus: Pri-i-ivate party... party....

Shawn: It's a secret party! Let's go see some boobs. 

NEW SCENE

Clizby: Excuse me. 

Shawn: Of course.

*Clizby leaves and Shawn and Gus start singing and dancing*

Shawn and Gus: Let's all do the chocolate dance, the chocolate dance, yah-yah-yah-yah, let's all do the chocolate dance, oh, yeah, it's an entire—

*Rattling*

Shawn and Gus: Let's all do the chocolate dance, chocolate dance, chocolate dance, yeah! Let's all do the chocolate dance, chocolate, it's an entire room!

NEW SCENE

Leslie: I'm- I'm having... pa-pa.. p-p-pa- pa... m-m- menopasual flashes. Flames smoldering in and around my bosom. 

*Shawn rubs his man boobs, thinking about what it would look like*

*Gus smacks him*

Leslie: I- I cannot stay. I must leave. 

Christopher: Wait! Leslie, cool your bosom. We can't go out there.

Shawn: He's right. There is a storm raging, Leslie, and- and there is a hungry panther. And your bosom is full, and... th- there is six of us. And there's only one Rip. 

Rip: Shawn, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Shawn: Absolutely. 

Rip: Right.

*Rip starts taking off his pants*

(A/N is that his name? Rip? Or is it the name of one of the dead guys, I can't remember lol)

NEW SCENE

Shawn: Very interesting. Well, Lassie, what do you say we put Juliet's theory to the test?

Juliet: Thank you, Shawn.

*Shawn smacks her butt*

Juliet: Woop!

NEW SCENE

*Shawn smacks Juliet's butt as she walks by*

Juliet: Ooh!

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Shawn: Now... Gus and I are going to go home and make love to our wives. 

Gus: We're not married, Shawn. 

*Shawn and Gus make silly faces*


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