Season 6 episode 13
Tehe I love drugged Shawn lol
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Shawn: You're my man!
*Shawn points to Jules*
Shawn: And you're my wo-man.
Jules: Mm.
Shawn: Come put a baby in me.
Jules: Now's not the time, Shawn.
Shawn: Okay.
NEW SCENE
*Shawn tries to put his hand to his head (he looks constipated)*
Jules: Are... are you sensing something?
Shawn: Yes. My pillows are lumpy. Will you give them a floof?
*Shawn gives Jules a dorky smile*
NEW SCENE
(A/N: Shawn and Deacon are very drugged. Well, Shawn's faking it now lol)
Deacon: You don't have to do this, man, come on. I mean, think about the community and the kids and the...
*Deacon starts giggling*
Deacon: And the cats that hang out behind the building with the baby cats and... heh heh.
Shawn: Man, Deacon, that's some deep noise.
Deacon: Yeah?
Shawn: You know, if you have to get murdERED... which we do... but, uh... man, there's so many worse ways to go. Heh hee...
Deacon: Hey, Shawn, if you don't do something, man, we're gonna die. Hahaha...
Shawn: Man, don't you think I would have done something by now if I could, Deacon?
*Both of them start laughing*
Shawn: I'm on a banana sled, Jack! Come abooooooard! Ahahaha...
*Both of them laughing*
Shawn: Come get on my banana sled. Banana sled...
NEW SCENE
Shawn: Aw, you're da man.
Gus: No, you da man.
*They giggle and slap each others man breasts cuz men are weird*
Shawn: Son!
Gus: Stop it!
Shawn: Ahehehhehhh.
*Jules looks at them funny*
NEW SCENE
*Shawn groans painfully*
Gus: What's happening?
Shawn: Oh, here comes the pain.
Gus: What—
Shawn: Oh, I'm goin' down, Gus!
Gus: Don't get rigor mortis on me, Shawn.
Shawn: I'm going down— ohhh god!
*Shawn falls onto the bed*
Shawn: Don't look at me, Jules!
*Shawn falls onto Deacon's lap and groans*
Jules: You got this?
Deacon: Hi, kitty. Hey, kitty kitty.
*Deacon pets Shawn's fabulous hair*
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