Season 6 episode 4
There's, like, 9 scenes but this episode was really funny lol enjoy
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Shawn: I've solved more crimes then I can count. Because I've solved a lot of crimes, not just because I can't count very high.
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Shawn: How insecure do you think I am? Seriously, how insecure do you think I am? I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?
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Shawn: Everyone stop what you're doing and only pay attention to me!!
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Shawn: I didn't know you know I'm not telling the truth. I know... you know.
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*Shawn opens box*
Shawn: Hey. It's the clothes the Mantis stole from me!
*Shawn pulls out a note*
Shawn: 'Sorry for the inconvenience. I had your clothes dry-cleaned as an offer of gratitude, even though you pinched and bit me.'
Shawn: See? You know what I mean? Just pure evil.
Juliet: You bit and pinched a man?
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Shawn: Ha! We already know that one. Suck it.
Juliet: Shawn, we're all professionals.
Mantis: Oh, yeah? You suck it.
Shawn: You suck it!
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Dry Cleaners Lady: Where are you items?
Shawn: Dude, take off your shirt. Give it to her for dry cleaning.
Gus: You must be out of your damn mind. Give her your shirt.
Shawn: Then what am I supposed to wear tomorrow? And the day after that? And the day after that?
Gus: I don't know.
*Shawn grabs a black marker and colors on Gus's shirt*
Shawn: Oops, my bad.
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Gus: Wait, we're actually here to help you— aah!
*Dude punches Gus*
Shawn: Clear your— ahee!
*Dude kicks Shawn*
Gus: Because we know— ooh!
*Dude punches him in the stomach*
Shawn: We know that you were— ugh!
*Dude hits Shawn*
Gus: Cozened! Uhh!
*Dude smacks Gus*
Shawn: Nobody knows what 'cozened' means. Oww!
*Dude throws Shawn against the table*
Gus: Cozened is a fairly common word, Shawn. Ahh!
*Dude throws Gus on the couch*
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Gus: This shirt cost me 100 dollars. You owe me a new one.
Shawn: What? I would never spend 100 dollars on a shirt. You must be crazy.
Gus: Fine. Then I'll just take yours.
*Gus rips the sleeve off of Shawns shirt*
Shawn: Oh! ... you did that on purpose.
Gus: No. That was an accident.
*Gus rips off the other sleeve*
Gus: That was on purpose.
Shawn: Gimme those sleeves!
Gus: Make me.
*Jules walked outside to see Shawn chasing Gus and Gus hitting Shawn with his sleeves*
Shawn: Give me those sleeves! Give them!
Gus: Stop! Stop, Shawn!
Shawn: Give it!
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Psych Funniest Scenes
HumorSome of my favorite funny and cutest moments from the tv show Psych :3 You can request for me to do your favorite scenes, too! I'll put down the season and episode also. Enjoy! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, SCENES, OR SHOW.
