I honestly have no response to that

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Season 1 episode 7 

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*Young Shawn runs into the house and shuts the door*

Ryan: You're dead, Spencer!

Henry: What are you doing, Shawn?

Young Shawn: Nothing.

Henry: Looks like something to me.

Young Shawn: Okay. I was running away from Ryan Brickhouse. 

Henry: That him?

*Ryan paces outside the fence*

Young Shawn: Uh-huh. 

Henry: Is he the same kid who's been hassling you all week?

Young Shawn: Yeah. 

Henry: And why is he chasing you today?

Young Shawn: I might have thrown a rock at him.

Henry: Did you hit him?

Young Shawn: Almost.

NEW SCENE

Lassie: I thought I told you no.

Shawn: But your eyes said yes. Hey, whose that Cincinnati red over there with the bowl cut?

*Shawn sees some stuff that I'm too lazy to put in*

Lassie: Let me be perfectly clear. This is my crime scene. I don't need your help. I don't want your help. If you don't leave right now, I will have you arrested for interfering with a police investigation. Am I clear?

Shawn: Like butter. 

NEW SCENE

Shawn: You don't mind if I nude up for the sleepover, right?

Gus: Seriously, Shawn?

NEW SCENE

Shawn: Good morning, detectives. Collecting donations for the policeman's ball?

Lassie: We don't have balls.

*Silence*

*Shawn looks at Gus and then back out the window*

Shawn: I honestly have no response to that.

Lassie: Need I remind you, Mr. Spencer, what happens when you interfere with a police investigation? 

Shawn: Uh... the case gets solved?

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