Season 6 episode 2
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*Gus is drugged*
Gus: You know what I like about you?
Lilly: Hmm?
Gus: You have eyes.
Lilly: Yes, yes I do.
Gus: Two of them.
Lilly: Two of them, yes.
*Gus starts giggling*
NEW SCENE (about 30 seconds later)
Leroy: Hello, friend.
*Gus waves*
Gus: Hellooo.
Leroy: You're a tough little fella to track down.
Gus: Wipey... wipey...
Leroy: Without your friends, I don't think you're gonna be giving me any trouble, now, are you?
*Gus giggles*
Leroy: I just have one question for you.
Gus: What's that?
*Leroy pulls out a gun and points it at Gus*
Leroy: Where's the phone?
Gus: Where's the phone?
Leroy: Where is the phone??
Gus: Where is the phone?????
Leroy: Where's the phone?!
*Gus giggles and makes a face*
Leroy: Stop repeating everything I'm saying!
Gus: Stop repeating everything I'm saying.
Leroy: You're not getting it, are you? I have a gun pointed at your head, and I will shoot you unless you give me that phone!
Gus: Can I squish your face?
Lilly: He will shoot you.
Gus: He's gonna shoot you?!
Lilly: No, you.
Gus: Wow. You were in the bathroom for a really long time.
*Doors thuds open*
Lassie: Drop the gun, Jenkins!
Jenkins: Easy. Easy.
*Jenkins shoots at them*
*Everyone hides behind stuff*
*Gus grabs a lamp and smashes it*
*Gus laughs*
*Lassie shoots and it almost hits Gus*
Shawn: Don't shoot Gus!
Lassie: Then tell him to take cover!
Shawn: Gus, take cover, buddy!
*Gus continues laughing while everyone is shooting*
*Jules accidentally shoots the tv*
Gus: Oh, my god! Somebody shot that guy's tv!
Shawn: That's your tv!
Gus: What? This dude has taffy! I love taffy!
*Gus grabs the taffy bowl and stands up next to Leroy*
Shawn: Gus, this guy is trying to kill us. He is bad!
*Shawn ducks*
*Leroy shoots at him*
Shawn: We are good!
*Gus smashes his taffy bowl on Leroy's head*
*Everyone rushes to Leroy*
Shawn: Good job, buddy!
Gus: Uh... this dude has a gun.
Shawn: Yes, he does... A big one.
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