wHeRe Is ThE pHoNe????

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Season 6 episode 2 

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*Gus is drugged*

Gus: You know what I like about you?

Lilly: Hmm?

Gus: You have eyes.

Lilly: Yes, yes I do. 

Gus: Two of them.

Lilly: Two of them, yes. 

*Gus starts giggling*

NEW SCENE (about 30 seconds later)

Leroy: Hello, friend. 

*Gus waves*

Gus: Hellooo.

Leroy: You're a tough little fella to track down. 

Gus: Wipey... wipey...

Leroy: Without your friends, I don't think you're gonna be giving me any trouble, now, are you?

*Gus giggles*

Leroy: I just have one question for you. 

Gus: What's that?

*Leroy pulls out a gun and points it at Gus*

Leroy: Where's the phone?

Gus: Where's the phone?

Leroy: Where is the phone??

Gus: Where is the phone?????

Leroy: Where's the phone?!

*Gus giggles and makes a face*

Leroy: Stop repeating everything I'm saying!

Gus: Stop repeating everything I'm saying.

Leroy: You're not getting it, are you? I have a gun pointed at your head, and I will shoot you unless you give me that phone!

Gus: Can I squish your face?

Lilly: He will shoot you.

Gus: He's gonna shoot you?!

Lilly: No, you.

Gus: Wow. You were in the bathroom for a really long time. 

*Doors thuds open*

Lassie: Drop the gun, Jenkins!

Jenkins: Easy. Easy. 

*Jenkins shoots at them*

*Everyone hides behind stuff*

*Gus grabs a lamp and smashes it*

*Gus laughs*

*Lassie shoots and it almost hits Gus*

Shawn: Don't shoot Gus!

Lassie: Then tell him to take cover!

Shawn: Gus, take cover, buddy!

*Gus continues laughing while everyone is shooting*

*Jules accidentally shoots the tv*

Gus: Oh, my god! Somebody shot that guy's tv!

Shawn: That's your tv!

Gus: What? This dude has taffy! I love taffy!

*Gus grabs the taffy bowl and stands up next to Leroy*

Shawn: Gus, this guy is trying to kill us. He is bad!

*Shawn ducks*

*Leroy shoots at him*

Shawn: We are good!

*Gus smashes his taffy bowl on Leroy's head*

*Everyone rushes to Leroy*

Shawn: Good job, buddy!

Gus: Uh... this dude has a gun.

Shawn: Yes, he does... A big one. 


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