Season 7 episode 1
*~*
*Shawn has a gun pointed at Jerry*
Jerry: Now thinks about this, Shawn. I've got a lot of money.
Shawn: Trust me, Jerry, you'll need every penny. Dirty cops are all the rage at Lompoc.
*Julian puts a gun to Shawn's neck*
Julian: That's enough of that.
*Shawn laughs*
Shawn: Julian. I'll be damned. This is the second Mexican Standoff I've been apart of today.
Julian: I'm not sure you know the proper meaning of that term. Drop it.
*Shawn drops his gun from Jerry's neck and Julian takes it, still pointing his gun at Shawn's neck*
Julian: You're making things very difficult for me lately. I'm a very busy man.
Shawn: Oh, I know. You've got donors to defraud and wars to worsen and kittens to drown. All while moving your operations to, uh, Angola.
Julian: Yes. I found their government to be a bit friendlier to people in my line of work.
Shawn: Yeah, well, unless you're leaving in the next hour, you're still totally screwed. I'm betting there's a team of FBI agents headed here right now.
Julian: Really? Did you tip them off?
Shawn: No. But I know who did.
Julian: Does he look like that guy?
*Shawn looks over and sees a dude tied outside*
Julian: I'm afraid the calvary isn't coming.
Shawn: You're right. I don't know what a Mexican Standoff is.
*Shawn kicks him*
YOU ARE READING
Psych Funniest Scenes
HumorSome of my favorite funny and cutest moments from the tv show Psych :3 You can request for me to do your favorite scenes, too! I'll put down the season and episode also. Enjoy! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, SCENES, OR SHOW.
