Your fingers are like magical baby wieners

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Season 7 episode 13

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Brad: Mr. and Mr. Nussbaum. It's time to start your couples massage.

Gus: I'm gonna kill you, Shawn. 

Shawn: What are you gonna kill me for? This is your lead. Just relax. Go with it.

Brad: My name is Brad. This is Tricia. Just relax, and we'll be right with you.

Shawn: He's, like, half Shelly's age.

Gus: I better get the girl!

*Shawn gets the girl*

Brad: Wow, are you tense!

Shawn: Oh yeah. Oh my gosh. Tricia Tricia Tricia. Your fingers are like magical baby wieners. 

NEW SCENE

Shawn and Gus: Mmmm. Mmm. Mmmmmmm...

*Henry drives by*

*Henry holds up a piece of cardboard with "suck it" written on it*

Shawn: Well played, Pop.

NEW SCENE

Shawn: I just don't want you to embarrass yourself. 

Henry: What, embarrass myself? Kid, I was doing this while you were still pointing at the potty saying, "Ooh, look at what a big boy I am."

Gus: He still does that.


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