Season 3, episode 4
Three different scenes from one episode! This episode is my favorite :)
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*Shawn making weird faces in the two sided mirror thingy*
Jules: Why do I feel like he can see us?
Lassie: No, it's impossible. He can't see or hear a thing.
*Shawn follows Lassie's finger*
Lassie: That's just weird.
NEW SCENE
Lassie: Alright, Spencer, tell the chief what you just told us.
Shawn: Alright, Chief, here it goes. We're so hungry. I can't get the burrito place on Cota Street out of my mind. They're open late. Gus, childrens burrito, no sauce. Dad, I know you're a fan of the carne asada.
Vick: Alright, Mr. Spencer, let me be frank.
Shawn: As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.
Gus: Why do I have to be Sammy?
Shawn: Fine. Dad's Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? You want to be Joey Bishop?
Jules: Shawn.
Shawn: I'm sorry, Jules. How often does someone set you up with 'let me be frank'?
*Jules hits the table*
Jules: Shawn!
Jules: Don't forget that you are in a lot of trouble here. And I am probably the only person in this room that cares to get you out of it. Now, it's 2:30 in the morning. We've been here for hours. Enough with the jokes, stop delaying, and tell us what we want to hear!
*Silence*
Shawn: My god, that was so hot.
NEW SCENE
*Shawn and Gus put their hands up*
Mark: Dammit, you gave him the gold, didn't you?
Andres: Hey, that's my gold!
Mark: Who the hell are you?
*Points guns at each other*
Shawn: If there was doves flying around, we'd be in a John Woo movie.
Mark: Son of a b*tch!
Andres: I'm going to kill Jack!
Mark: What, you know Jack?
Andres: He was my partner.
Mark: He was my partner.
Shawn: Uh, technically, Iron Giant Guy, he was all of our partners. And the guy who answers the phone at Fu's Palace.
Gus: And the guy at the muffler shop.
Shawn: Good catch, Gus. Look, fellas, we're just gonna roll on out if that's cool, let you settle your business here.
*Shawn and Gus back up*
*They all point their guns at Shawn and Gus*
Mark: Not so fast. Why don't we just take the nephew here and ransom his ass for the gold?
Andres: We have no other choice.
Shawn: No, no, no, no, no. You- you always have a choice. You could ransom Gus' ass. You could swirl it up. You could ransom half my ass and half his ass.
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Psych Funniest Scenes
MizahSome of my favorite funny and cutest moments from the tv show Psych :3 You can request for me to do your favorite scenes, too! I'll put down the season and episode also. Enjoy! I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, SCENES, OR SHOW.
