No more tears, Jules

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Season 4 episode 13

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*Lassie, Juliet, Gus, Shawn, and Donny are getting bathed in a parking lot*

Lassie: Why don't you wipe that smile off your face, McNab? Is this really necessary? I didn't even go inside the cafe.

Donny: Oh, it's necessary. Yeah, the CDC doesn't want to take any chances, so...

Lassie: For the last time, who the hell is this?

*Donny holds out his hand*

Donny: Hi, I'm Donny Lieberman. Hey, I'm the guy who, uh, screwed all this up.

Lassie: I'm not big on nude handshakes.

Donny: Okay.

Jules: They're probably just being safe, Carlton. Ooh, that tickles.

Lassie: Spencer, are you shampooing your hair?

*Shawn's scrubbing shampoo in his hair*

Shawn: Yes I am, Lassie. I always travel with a small packet of Johnson & Johnson's baby shampoo in my wallet.

Jules: Baby shampoo?

Shawn: No more tears, Jules.

NEW SCENE (About 10 seconds later lol)

Shawn: We've bathed together before.

Gus: When we were three.

Shawn: It's essentially the same thing. It's just impolite to pee.

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