So I've got some things I wanna share...
1.
Conversation with my mom
Me: ALLL BY MYSELLLFFF
My Mom: Why are you singing that?
Me: Cuz I'm #ForeverAlone! I'm single and to socially awkward to mingle!
My Mom: ... You're in middle school...
Me: EXACTLY! THE MOST SOCIALY AWKWARD OF YEARS!
My Mom: ............ I gotta go to work
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2.
I opened the door to the back porch and walked in on my dad playing knock-off minecraft...
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3.
I was watching my sister who was watching Peppa Pig and it was Halloween and the one kid (Suzie Sheep) was a vampire and was all like
"Look Madame Gazele, I'm a vampire!" And they were standing infront of a mirror and the teacher gazelle lady was all lile "A vampire! Reminds me of the old country!"
And then the narrator says "Thats funny, Madme Gazelle doesn't have a reflection in the mirror" and THEN THEY BLOODY MOVED ON LIKE NOTHING BLOODY HAPPENED! (For those of you who don't know, it's said vampires don't have reflections)
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So there's my stories!
Ok!
Bye...
Again with this?
Get away
Imma call the cops
Stalker
YOU ARE READING
RANDOM CRAP THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR!
RandomJust a bunch of random crap that nobody asked for! Kinda like a diary, but knowing me, probrably unlike any diary you've ever seen, and will probrably give you nightmares! Unless you're Ginny Weasly, in which case, you've seen worse. Now come! Come...
