ME CRINGILY SINGING LIKE A MANIAC

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(ALL RIGHTS GO TO THE SONGS' OWNERS. DON'T SUE ME PLEASE.)

(deCIPHER)
SIDE WITH ME KID, I'LL HAVE YOUR BACK
COUNT ME IN WHEN CONFIDENCE IS ALL YOU LACK
PRICE IS SIMPLE, RATHER SPARING
TIME IS SLIPPING,
LIFE IS CHOICES LETS START LIVING!!

(Bombshell Blonde)
THAT BLONDE, SHE'S A BOMB, SHE'S AN ATOM BOMB
RIGGED UP AND READY TO DROP
BAD NEWS, IMA FUSE, AND I'VE MET MAH MATCH
SO STAND BACK, IT'S ABOUT TO GO OFF!
THAT VIXEN, SHE'S A MASTER OF DISGUISE!
AH SEE DANGER WHEN AH LOOK IN HER EYES
SHE'S SO FOXY, SHE COULD LEAD TO MY DEMISE!
SO I'M RUNNING CUZ I'VE RUN OUTTA TIME
SHE'S A BOMBSHELL BLONDE
WIRED UP TO DETONATE!
AND I'M JAMES BOND
LIVE TO DIE ANOTHER DAY!
BOMBSHELL BLONDE
HIGH EXPLOSIVE DYNAMITE!
SHE'S ALL I WANT
SO I-I'M ON A MISSION TONIGHT!
I- I'M ON A MISSION TONIGHT!!

(I'm sorry I went so far with that one XD)

(Africa)
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAYY FROM YOU
THERE'S NOTHING A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOO
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN DOWN AFRICAAA
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HAAAADDD!!!

[Sweet Dreams (Are Made of These)]
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THEEESSEE
WHO AM I TO DISSAGREEEE?
AH TRAVEL THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEEAAS
EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING

(Happy Together)
ME AND YOU AND YOU AND ME
NO MATTER HOW THEY TOSS THE DICE
IT HAD TO BE
THE ONLY ONE FOR ME IS YOU, AND YOU FOR ME
SO HAPPY TOGEETTHHEEERRRR

(Mr. Blue Sky)
SUN IS SHINING IN THE SKY
THERE AIN'T A CLOUD IN SIGHT
IT'S STOPPED RAINING, EVERYBODY'S IN THE PLAY
AND DON'T YOU KNOW, IT'S ABEAUTIFUL NEW DAY
HEY-EYY
RUNNING DOWN THE AVENUE
SEE HOW THE SUN SHINES BRIGHTLY
IN THE CITY, ON THE STREETS WHERE ONCE WAS PITY
MR. BLUE SKY IS LIVING HERE TODAY
HEY-EYY

(Teenagers)
THEY'RE GONNA CLEAN OUT YOUR LOOKS
WITH ALL THE LIES IN THE BOOKS
TO MAKE A CITIZEN OUT OF YOUUU
BECAUSE THEY SLEEP WITH A GUN
AND KEEP AN EYE ON YOU SON
SO THEY CAN WATCH ALL THE THINGS YOU DO

(Na na na)
Drugs, gimme drugs, gimme drugs, I don't need it
But I'll sell what you got, take the cash and I'll keep it
Eight legs to the wall, hit the gas, kill them all
And we crawl, and we crawl, and we crawl you be my detonator

(Some Kind of Magic)- Svtfoe
It's some kind of magic
When we make it through the night
It's some kind of magic
When we face what's wrong or right
And head to the future
When nothing's quite so clear
But I won't even falter (won't even falter)
When it's you I'm with, my dear

(Everything Stays)- Adventure Time
Let's go in the garden
You'll find something waiting
Right there where you left it lying upside down
When you finally find it, you'll see how it's faded
The underside is lighter when you turn it around
Everything stays right where you left it
Everything stays
But it still changes
Ever so slightly, daily and nightly
In little ways, when everything stays

I IS STILL THE CRINGE!!

Lizzy, I think you'd like Adventure Time tbh.
And, spoiler alert, I'M SO FRIGGEN HAPPY BONNIE X MARCY, MARCABELE, BONALINE, IS CANNON!!!
WHO DIDN'T SEE IT COMMING, THO?!!?!?

THEY'VE BEEN BESTIES FOREVER!!

*loud, unsettling squeal*

And, also, good on Cartoon Network for making a girl x girl ship cannon in a (mostly) kids show.
It's something you don't see often. I mean, cartoon network does it a lot, but other channels don't lol
And when I say mostly kid's show, I don't mean it's not clean, just that there are some jokes that kids wouldn't get. Like Gravity Falls.
Take tis scene, for example.

Mable: Ya know what else happens in high school? They teach us about....

*turns around*
Mable: You know what....
Dipper: Trigonmatry?
Mable: You know it










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