C.i.f.r.t.f.t.f.t.f!

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Welcome to a segment I like to call " Charecters In Fandom React To Fan Things From That Fandom" or C.i.f.r.t.f.t.f.t.f for short! Today we've got Gravity Falls charecters reacting to Gravity Falls ships! Lets begin!

1.
Robbie x Dipper (Doesn't acctually have a ship name.... I'll call it RobDip)(It's an actual thing.... Idk why....I don't ship it, I know that much)
Robbie:........ N-no.. Just no...
Dipper: *gag*
Robbie: Hey! That's offensive!
Dipper: *looks at Robbie* *gags*
Mable: BAHAHAHAHA
Jessica(who for some reason is in this): LOL. *shoves brownies in mouth*
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2.
BilDip
Mable: Breaks out laughing*
Dipper: WHY MEEE?!
Bill: Well it could happen, Pinetree ;)
Dipper: Whyyyyy
Stan: cue uncontrollable laughter*
Jessica: (mutters* well I think it's kinda cute, fannon at least...)
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3.
Mabcifica
Mable: blushes*
Pacifica: blushes*
Jessica: I FREAKING LOVE IT! I SHIP ITTTT!!!
Dipper: .......
Mable and Pacifica: smiles at each other*
Wendy: Aww that is TOO CUTE!
Robbie: Haha those dorks are in love
Jessica: Jumps out of her spot on the couch inbetween Mable and Pacifica and pushes them next to each other before sitting by Mable and eating a brownie* My work here is done.
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4.
Wendip
Dipper: That was just a phase...
Wendy: Yeah, we're JUST FRIENDS
Bill: Yeah, Pinetree's mine.
Dipper: No, Bill.... No..
Ford: facepalms*
Stan: HAHAHA, KID, THE NACHO'S IN LOVE WITH YOU!! THAT'S COMEDY GOLD!
Dipper:........
Jessica: Why are we back to BilDip...?
MOVING ON!
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5.
Gideon x Dipper (Umm... GidDip? Idk)(I've seen Gideon hitting on Dipper in a few BilDip fics and I hate it but the entire point of this chapter is to make you uncomfortable so I thought I'd throw it in here)
Gideon: *mutters* I wish..
Dipper: Nononono why this is worse than Bill what's wrong with people...
Bill: Yeah, Gideon, stay away from my Pinetree! Wait.... Did you just say you'd date me before him? Awww!
Dipper: THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID! WHYYYY!!
Jessica: BAHAHAHA
Wendy: I like through all of these, Dipper has not once argued that he's straight
Dipper: Blushes*
Mable: gasps* GASP! OMG BRO-BRO! I SUPPORT YOUUU!!
Bill: Yess!
Dipper:......
Stan: Called it!
Ford: rolls eyes and hands Stan a 20*
Dipper: YOU MADE A BET ON MY SEXUALITY?!
Stan: ............
Ford: Maybe

















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