Twisted things we were taught as kids

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So I'm watching Supernatural (what else is new) and this dad was trying to get his daughter to go along with the tooth fairy and she says "So some freak is gonna come into my room while I'm sleeping and take my tooth? Sounds scarry. Noo thank you."
Like, omg, this kid's an actual genius.
And she's got a point! Some fairy comes into your bedroom, while you sleep, takes your tooth, and gives you money for it? Like, it's trying to buy your tooth? WHAT DOES IT EVEN DO WITH THE TEETH?!?!

It's creepy.

And Santa!
A few hundred years old man comes into your house, while you sleep, and brings you presents?

Not creepy at all.
Notice my sarcasm.

WHAT OTHER TWISTED THINGS DID WE/POSSIBLY STILL DO BELIVE!?!?!??

AND MY PARENTS CALL ME CRAZY?!?

AARRRGGGHHHH

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