RANDOM CRAP THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR!

Sup y'all

I just wanted to say, I did my best, but apparently not many people like kids cartoons and The Dirty Heads??

Pretty sure it's Wendip but you get what you get and you get that ^^

Here ya go^

Don't sue me please.

Anywhoo, I'm back.

So that's fun.

Pretty cool.

How are yall?

I'm good.

Listening to my moosic playlist on YouTube on shuffle and watching Henry Danger. There's like nothing on. I don't have cable or anything, just an Amazon firestick (which is why I don't know any of the newer shows lol) but there's this one app that's live tv. It's got a good amount of channels. ALL MAH TRU TV PEEPS SAY WHOOP. COME ON ALL YOU GUYS, GALS, AND NONBINARY PALS! I KNOW YOU LIKE IMPRACTICAL JOKERS!! ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING, YOU GUYS. ADAM. RUINS. EVERYTHING.

Edit from the future: It's iCarly until like 3 (it's only 9:10 am) so I'm watching Netflix now because I don't feel like watching iCarly.

Edit from farther in the future: My dog just tried to eat a fly wtf Loafy. She's a German Shepard/Collie mix, so she's a big, smart dog. Like girl. You're better than this, Loaf.

Glob this lemonade has way too much water. Worst lemonade ever. Half a star. 

It's been boring without all of y'all. I AM DONE BEING WOOF WOOF THE APPLE EATING PUPPY. Little kids, man. Little kids. My sister force-fed me like three apples yesterday. I mean, they were good apples. But still. I AM NOT A PUPPY I AM A HAWKEYE. I DO NOT WOOF WOOF, I PEW PEW, I PEW PEW!!!

WON'T YOU HELP ME FEEL SOMETHING AGAIN??

Sober Up is on. Can you tell?

Lol I'm ranting. Lizzy's rubbed off on me. 

Karma just started.

Imma rant for real.

I watched Tangled again last night, and it will forever be my favorite Disney Princess movie. 

Let me rephrase that. My favorite animated Disney princess movie. PRINCESS BUTTERCUP FOR THE WIN. (Yeah Disney owns the Princess Bride)

Back to Tangled, I used to make my mom take me to see it all the time because we didn't have it but it was still fairly new and in theaters. I WAS A REGULAR IN THE THEATER.

But it's HECKA dark, even for a Disney movie.

I'm not ranting about the og Brother's Grimm version, either. DISNEY.

I know all Disney movies are dark, and most even have some hidden backstory not many people know, but usually, they sugarcoat it for the kids,  ESPECIALLY in the animated princess crap like Tangled.

She was kidnapped, and lived in her tower, for 18 YEARS. THINK ABOUT THAT. SHE'S A LEGAL ADULT. (Fun fact, Elsa is the only animated Disney princess of drinking age)

BUT FOR REAL.

EUGENE WAS ABOUT TO BE HANGED. AND HE WAS AWARE OF IT. HE WENT WITH THEM WILLINGLY, HIS ONLY REACTION WAS "Oh" AND HE ONLY WANTED TO ESCAPE TO SAVE RAPUNZEL. 

AND THEN GOTHEL STRAIGHT-UP STABBED HIM IN THE GUTS AND WHILE HE WAS FREAKING DYING HE CUT OF RAP'S HAIR.

WHERE'S YOUR WILL TO LIVE MAN?? HOW MUCH BAGGAGE DO YOU HAVE???

Alright, fine, make some crappy Gen Z joke in the comments, you know you want to, heck, I WANT TO, but for real.

Dude's got problems.

Orphans these days.

I want Eugene, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, maybe Peter Parker, Barry Allen, ya know, just get Cisco to vibe him to different universes and whatnot, and joke with each other about being orphans, because you know they would. 

Let's throw Peter Quill and Thor in there, and they would like, orphan battle. Like, burn themselves with orphan jokes and the darkest, saddest ones win. Meanwhile Tony, Rapunzel, Idk, Bruce- who am I kidding, Bruce would join in.. They would all be confused and stuff, but the guys would love it. Heck, let's throw in some girls. KARA!! KARA DANVERS, ORPHAN BURNS!! ORPHAN BURNS RIGHT HERE!! 

Ya know who would join in for sure?? Harry Potter and Teddy Lupin.

Alright bye