Just a bunch of random crap that nobody asked for!
Kinda like a diary, but knowing me, probrably unlike any diary you've ever seen, and will probrably give you nightmares!
Unless you're Ginny Weasly, in which case, you've seen worse.
Now come! Come...
I was tagged by smymebaby_cipher79 and smymebaby_cipher79 The first one wasn't ME, but yOU TAGGED MY OTHER ACCOUNT WHY I- WHAT-? She tagged ImASmymeyBird (me) with the one I did yesterday sooo.. It's in the last chapter lol.
Prepare for Office refrences
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-did that -I only saw it today but I think she tagged me like last night or this morning -kay -28!?!?!? -Will do, Buckaroo, metal arm, Scooby-doo, catch them Ash, it's what you do, like your very best friend named Pikachu -alright you asked for it -I did.
Things you didn't know, or?? Alright. It is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn. Things you (probrably) didn't know about me
1. I have a blood disorder
2. I'm in middle school (As of right now. Idk when you're reading this)
3. My favorite quote from my second favorite show is either "[beep] Ed Harris" or "surfs up, asshats."
4. Q is my favorite Joker
5. I kind of hate Dumbledore. A few reasons in that Rants chapter.
6. I hate Dance Monkey by Tones and I and I don't know why (I'm a poet and I didn't even know it)
7. I know all the words to Teenagers by My Chemical Romance
8. You know all those rymes I have? "Jeez louise, would you please, pass the peas, with a side of spray cheese, gorilla sneeze, don't buy a thneed, it's not a-fine-something-that-all-people need, it's made from poor old Truffula trees" Yeah, I have them locked to my clipboard so I have them. When I run out of locks (it only lets you lock like 10) I just plain old copy them.
This isn't a fact about me but There's a parade of cars going by and some have balloons and some don't and they just stopped right by my house and they're beeping and it's an annoying and idk why they're here mostly because I live at the top of a hill in a part of town no one really goes.
Okay they're gone. BUT I CAN STILL HEAR THE BEEPS FROM HERE-
They were probrably for the high school students who graduated
Edit from the future: It's for the teachers.
9. I've been listening to the Dirty Heads all my life. I remember I was in like preschool and it was just on, and it was to the point where I knew most of the words and had a favorite song. Then years later I look back and think "Why the heck did a four year old know more of these songs than adult fans?" I mean, there are plenty of fans who knew more than me, but like... You know??
10. My favorite The Office episode is Company Picnic
I would do the rest if this, but I have to go to the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor I do not know.
Daniel's the Agent Smith, but Penny isn't so innocent herself.
