Im in the mood to cringily sing.
I is sorry.
Imma name this segment "Cringey Singing Like A Maniac" CUZ THATS WHAT I AM!
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THEESSSEEE!! WHO AM I TO DISSAGREEEE?!?! I TRAVEL THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEEEEAAAASSS!! EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING!!!
EVERYTHING IS BLUE!
HIS PILLS, HIS HANDS, HIS DREAMS!
AND NOW I'M COVERED IN THE COLORS, PULLED APART AT THE SEAMS!!! AND IT'S BLUUUEEEE!!
AND IT'S BLLLUUUUUEEEEE!!!!
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOONNN!! THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DOONNEEE!!! LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REESSTT!! DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE!!!
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAYYY FROM YOU!! THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOO!!! I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN DOWN AFRICAAA!!!! IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HAAAAADD!!!!
'CAUSE SHE'S A REBEL PRINCESS, SHE'S THE BEST!
SHE'S A BALL OF LIGHTNING IN A HOT PINK DRESS!!
SHE'S A THUNDERSTORM ROARING THROUGH THE NIGHT!!!
SHE'S OUR SHOOTING STAR, AND SHE'S LIGHTING UP THE SKY!!!
Space unicorn!!!!!!
Shining in the night!!!!!
Smiles and hugs forever!!!!
All around the world!!!!
So pure of heart!!!!
And strong of mind!!
So true of aim with his marshmallow laser!!!!
Marshmallow laser!!!!
Space unicorn!!!!
Soaring through the stars!!!
Delivering the rainbows
all around the world!!!!!!
(Sorry this one wasn't in caps.....)
MAKING PANCAKES, MAKING BACON PANCAKES!! YA TAKE SOME BACON AND YA PUT IT IN SOME PANCAKES!!! BACON PANCAKES, THATS WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE!!!! BACON PANCAKKKEEESSS!!!!
AH HATE MAH-SELF FOR LOVING YOOOU!!
CAN'T BREAK FREE FRIM THE THINGS THAT YOU DOO!!
I WANNA WALK BUT I RUN BACK TO YOUU!!!
THAT'S WHY
I HATE MAH-SELF FOR LOVING YOU!!!!
TAKE ME BACK, BACK TO THE SHACK!! BACK TO THE START WITH THE LIGHTNING STRAP!! KICK IN THE DOOR, MORE HARDCORE!! ROCKING OUT LIKE IT'S '94!!
LET'S TURN UP
THE RADIO!! TURN OFF THOSE STUPID SINGING SHOWS!! I KNOW WHERE WE NEED TO GO!!! BACK TO THE SHACK!!!!
OH WONT YOU HELP MAH SOBER UP!? GROWING UP IT MADE MAH NUMB AND I WANNA FEEL SOMETHING AGAIN!!!
WONT YOU HELP MAH SOBER UP?!?! ALL THE BIG KIDS THEY GOT DRUNK AND I WANNA FEEL SOMETHING AGAIN!!
WON'T YOU HELP MAH FEEL SOMETHING AGAIN!?!?!?
I FEEL IT DEEP WITHIN!!
IT'S JUST BENEATH THE SKIN!!
I MUST CONFESS THAT
I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!!!
THIS NIGHTMARE'S JUST BEGUN!!
I MUST CONFESS THAT
I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!!!!
I'm sorry.
There will be more.
I apologise.....
NOW GO, GO BEFORE I START SINGING AGAIN!!!
THEY'RE GONNA CLEAN OUT YOU LOOKS
WITH ALL THE LIES IN THE BOOKS
TO MAKE A CITIZEN OUT OF-
No....
BUT!!!
NO, JESSICA!!!
*grins creepily*
DUCKTALES, WHOO-HOO!! TALES OF DARING-DOO BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES, WHOO-HOO!!!
Oh dear Chuck help me.
Who knew talking to yourself is so hard?!?!
I DID!!!!
MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY!! OR RE-WRITE HIS'TRY
Send... Help...
DUCK TALES, WHOO-HOO!!!
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