RANDOM CRAP THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR!

AVENGERS GROUP CHAT!!

I don't know where we were so this is UNO.

I posted about this already, I'm not going by the whole storyline I had, go check out that announcement for more info. Honestly, from here on out, Peter Makes Tony Sad NEVER HAPPENED. OKAY?? OKAY.

GO BACK TO PETER MAKES TONY SAD PART 2. I ADDED A NOTE LIKE HALFWAY. THAT SPIT IS WHERE THE AVENGERS GROUP CHAT STOPS BEING REAL. ANYTHING AFTER THAT NOTE NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED. ALSO TONY NEVER REALLY BOUGHT THE SCHOOL. OKAY?? OKAY.

Oh, also. As you know, I'M HAWKEYE PEW PEW ➳➳
But, since I have jessicaeatspizzarolls, I can't be Hawkeye. That would be weird. So I mean I'll make Clint do things I would do. But the things I would do Clint would probrably do anyways. Get what I'm saying??

THIS IS IN NOT IN ANYWAY WHATSOEVER CANON AT ALL.
NO.

Username key:
Tonaroni- Tony
Pop_Tart_Eater- Thor
BirdieTWEET_TWEET- ME Haha no it's Clint
ImAwesomeDealWithIt-Natasha
ScienceBro- Bruce
Steve- Steve
Tonys_Son- Peter (Parker, not Quill)
GodOfMischief- Loki
Guy_in_the_chair- Ned
StarLord07- Peter (Quill, not Parker)
IamGroot- Groot
IDon'tUnderstandThis- Drax
Dont_Call_Me_Raccoon- Rocket
DeadliestWomenInTheGalaxy- Gamora
DontTextAndSwing- MJ
jessicaeatspizzarolls- ME

jessicaeatspizzarolls: WHUDDUP PARTY PEEOOPPPLLLEEE

Pop_Tart_Eater: HI

Steve: OKAY, WHO IS THIS???

Pop_Tart_Eater: Jessica!

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: Um, hi, Jessica?

jessicaeatspizzarolls: HI! :D

jessicaeatspizzarolls: OH I GTG MY COFFEE'S BURNING

ImAwesomeDealWithIt: How-...?

Pop_Tart_Eater: AW MAN I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

ScienceBro: ....?

jessicaeatspizzarolls: I KNOW, RIGHT?? WELL SEE YA LATER!

Pop_Tart_Eater: BYE!! :D

jessicaeatspizzarolls: :D

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Tonaroni: how do you burn coffee???

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Tonys_Son: Hey guys! What did I miss?

Pop_Tart_Eater: Jessica

Tonys_Son: Who??

Tonaroni: Who knows

Pop_Tart_Eater: I knows.

GodOfMischief: That's right, brother. You knows.

Tonys_Son: And Jessica is??

Pop_Tart_Eater: JESSICA! :D

Tonaroni: Okay, Thor.

Tonaroni: .....

Tonaroni: What was that?

Tonys_Son: I FREAKING HATE YOU CLINT

ImAwesomeDealWithIt: What happened??

Steve: Yeah I just heard a loud, high-pitched scream and then a lot of laughter

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tonys_Son: GO TO HECK

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: oh man XD

ScienceBro: What happened???

Tonys_Son: I GOT HUNGRY SO I WENT TO THE TOWER'S KITCHEN TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE CUPS. YOU KNOW THOSE??

ScienceBro: Yeah I love those

Tonys_Son: RIGHT ME TOO. SO AS I'M TAKING IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE, I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING SO I JOKINGLY SAY "IF YOU'RE HERE TO KILL ME CLAP YOUR HANDS"

Tonys_Son: AND THEN FROM THE VENTS I HEAR *CLAP* *CLAP*

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tonys_Son: YOU SCARED ME

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: HE SPILLED HIS MAC AND CHEESE ALL OVER HIMSELF XD

GodOfMischief: Haha good one Barton

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: Um... Thanks, Loki.

Pop_Tart_Eater: Twink-Tarts :D

Tonys_Son: You always know how to cheer me up

ScienceBro: What is this conversation

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: THE CHEESE WENT EVERYWHERE

Tonys_Son: SHUT UP

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jessicaeatspizzarolls: Come on Pete it was pretty funny

Pop_Tart_Eater: JESSICA! Did you save your coffee???

jessicaeatspizzarolls: YEAH, I DID! Thanks for asking!

ImAwesomeDealWithIt: ... How did she know it was funny.. She wasn't even there..

jessicaeatspizzarolls: Wasn't I, Nat? Turn around, Clint

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: umm..

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: WHAT THE HELL

Tonaroni: WHAT??

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: IT'S A NOTE. IT SAYS "I AM EVERYWHERE. AND YET I AM NOWHERE"

Tonys_Son: UM GUYS I JUST HEARD SOMETHING FROM BEHIND ME-

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: RUN

[There's a scream and hurried footsteps]

jessicaeatspizzarolls: Peter that wasn't me..

Pop_Tart_Eater: Jessica's with me. She's the Co-CEO of Twink-Tarts. We're businessing.

BirdieTWEET_TWEET BAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tonys_Son: SCREW YOU, CLINT

BirdieTWEET_TWEET: Not your job, kid

ImAwesomeDealWithIt: OOOOOOHH

ScienceBro: That was almost as bad as "someone's going to get laid in college." Come on Clint, no one wants to screw you.

Tonys_Son: OOOOOOOHH

ImAwesomeDealWithIt: OOOOOOOHH

Tonaroni: OOOOOOOHH

Steve: That was pretty funny

Clint: Okay, okay, that was pretty good.

jessicaeatspizzarolls: I stabbed a guy to death once

Pop_Tart_Eater: Haha same

Steve: .......

jessicaeatspizzarolls: CUZ SHE'S A REBEL PRINCESS SHE'S THE BEST SHE'S A BALL OF LIGHTNING IN A HOT PINK DRESS I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING THE REST SO I'M JUST GOING TO GO, GOODBYE ALL IF YOU SMYMETASTIC PATATERS, AND REMEMBER, TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCHES

Tonys_Son: What?

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ScienceBro: that was weird

GodOfMischief: Very.