Imma do another C.i.f.r.t.f.t.f.t.f.
Spn reacts to ships. I may make some up as I go.
Lets begin.
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1.
Sabriel
Sam: facepalms* No
Gabriel: Yeah, uh, I don't think so
Dean: Hahahaha
Cas: What is a "ship"? Why are we here?
Dean: Oh, Css. Poor, innocent Cas. You have much to learn.
Sam: looks at Gabriel and shudders*
Gabriel: That's hurtful! Ya know, just for that.... *grins*
Sam: what are you doing......
Gabriel: snaps fingers*
Hey, Sam. Guess what? Today's Tuesday.
Sam: OH NO *looks at Dean* *flashbacks*
Gabriel: It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what my heart meant
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes
Sam: AH JEEZ NO
Dean: facepalms* Sam, he didn't do anything. Today's Wednesday.
Sam: .........oh...
Gabriel: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Cas: What's wrong with Tuesday?
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2.
Wincest
Dean: *gags*
Sam: Oh dear god no
Chuck: appears out of nowhere* You called?
Sam: facepalms*
Chuck: Looks at what ship they're on* That's messed up. And that's comming from me
Jack: Yeah, it is messed up, and so are you
Chuck: Hey, didn't I kill you?
Jack: Since when does anyone in this fandom stay dead?
Chuck: True
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3.
Jo x Dean
Dean: Aw, come on. My first real ship and it's Jo
Ellen: What's wrong with Jo?
Dean: Nothing, it's just, I, mean, she's... Brings back memories.... Rest in peace, Jo- WAIT, ELLEN YOU'RE ALIVE?!?! IS JO HERE TOO!?!? OR ASH?!?!
Ellen: Yes, no, and no. What, so nephlim boy's allowed to come back but I'm not?
Dean: That.. that's not what I...
Sam: snickers*
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4.
Crowley x Sam
Rowena: Please, my Fergus can do better than that *nods at Sam*
Crowley: Sorry Moose, you're not my type
Sam: I don't know if I should be happy or offended
Dean: Happy. We're talking about Crowley, Sam.
Chuck: Oh, this is TOO GOOD
Cas: I'm still confused as to why we're here
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5.
Dean x Chuck
Dean: *looks at Chuck* *shudders*
Chuck: Hey! You forget who I am!
Dean: An A-hole?
Chuck: THATS BESIDES THE POINT
Everyone else except for confused Cas and Jack, and Ellen, who left: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
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6.
Destiel
Cas: Looks into Deans eyes*
Dean: is feeling very awkward* Ummm....
Sam: Snickers*
Dean: glares at Sam*
Chuck: Omg I ship it. Imma make this happen.
Dean: Wha- Chuck- No- how-
Chuck: Dean, I'm literally God. I'll do whatever the hell I want.
Crowley: Heh heh, that's my territory
Cass: is still staring at dean*
Sam: I *snicker* ship it
Dean: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, SAM! Oooh, pie.
Jack: I'm so confused.
Rowena: When are you not, laddie?
Lucifer: Don't talk about my son that way
Jack: WHO INVITED HIM?!!
Sam: Oh great.
Lucifer: Oh hey, Sam! Haven't seen you since I was driving you insane!
Jessica: Oh great, Luci. Good to see ya. This brings us to our next ship.
Dean: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?
Jessica: .... I'm Jessica....
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7.
Lucifer x Sam (Samifer?)
Sam: Oh dear God no
Chuck: STOP IT WITH THAT! I TOLD YOU, CALL ME CHUCK!!
Dean: BAHAHAHAAHA
Lucifer: Eh, you're more of a hang out and drive insane buddy. Sorry not sorry.
Cass: WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!
Dean: (thinks* He's kinda hot.....)
Chuck: I can read your mind, Dean.
Dean: Sh*ttt....
Sam: What? Wha'd he say?
Chuck: whispers it into Sam's ear*
Sam: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dean: SHUT YOUR TRAP!!!
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Jessica: Well that was fun.
Dean: Again, who the hell are you?
Jessica: ..... I'm Jessica....
Dean: What are you, a demon? Cristo
*Crowley's eyes do that thing*
Chuck: *sigh* No, Dean. She's Jessica. *slows down talking* Not demon. Jessica.
Sam: The people we hang out with *shakes head* *sighs*
Crowley: People?!? I am offended!
Cass: Yes, Sam, you know I am not human. *cocks head*
Jack: I'm, like, the second most powerful being, ever.
Chuck: HAHAHAHA!!! AND I'M THE FIRST!! SUCK IT, NEPHLIM!!!
Lucifer: Stahp iittttt, Daaaaddd
Jack: Shut up
Dean: *smirks* What about Amara, Chuck.
Chuck: Uhhh...Uhh... Amara's not relivant right now!!
Amara: appears out of nowhere* Why not?
Chuck: Ohh... uhh... Hi, sis! Umm... in the "Who's the biggest loser contest" you're not relivant....?
Amara: Damn straight I'm not.
Jack: I'm leaving.
Lucifer: Waaiitt!!! Don't ya wanna spend some time with dear old dad?
Jack: No. I hate you.
Gabriel: Haha! Good one, Jack!
Jack: Umm... thanks....
Dean: (*whispers to Sam* I forgot he was here)
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