This is an Avengers group chat.
Because why not?
Username key:
Tonaroni- Tony
Pop_Tart_Eater- Thor
Birdie- Clint
MamaSpooder- Nat
ScienceBro- Bruce
Steve- Steve
Tonaroni: Hey guys.
Pop_Tart_Eater: HELLO BROTHER TONY
Tonaroni: ....... Hi Thor..
Birdie: Tweet Tweet
MamaSpooder: What?
Birdie: TWEET. TWEET.
MamaSpooder: ...... Um..
Birdie: IMA BIRD
MamaSpooder: *facepalms*
Pop_Tart_Eater: WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING WITH THE ASTERISKS SISTER NATASHA?!
Birdie: It means she's doing it
Pop_Tart_Eater: SHE IS DOING ASTERISKS? I KNEW ABOUT THE AIR QUOTES, BUT HOW DO YOU DO AN ASTERISK?! COMMUNICATION IS MUCH SIMPLER ON ASGARD
MamaSpooder: Nevermind
Pop_Tart_Eater: OH I UNDERSTAND NOW! IT IS BIRDIE BECAUSE YOU ARE THE HAWKEYE, BROTHER CLINT, AND YOURS IS SPOODER BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BLACK WIDOW SISTER NATASHA!!
MamaSpooder: Yeah, that's the idea
Pop_Tart_Eater: YAYYYY
['Steve' has joined the chat]
Steve: Hey guys
Tonaroni: Wow, real creative username, Steve.
Birdie: Yeah, someone's gonna get laid in college
Haha
Burn
Tonaroni: Clint, that was literaly the worst burn ever. I can't even call it a burn.
['ScienceBro' has joined the chat]
ScienceBro: Yeah Clint, what do you know about college?
It's not like you could get in
['ScienceBro' has left the chat]
Pop_Tart_Eater: BROTHER BRUCE HAS BURNED YOU BROTHER CLINT BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
Birdie: You guys are jerks
Tonaroni: Yes we are
MamaSpooder: Very accurate
['ScienceBro' has joined the chat]
ScienceBro: Good to see you're not so blind that you can't see the obvious
Birdie: STAHP IT YOU GUYYYYSS
Pop_Tart_Eater: GOOD JOB BROTHER CLINT YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SPOKEN IN BIG LETTERS
Pop_Tart_Eater: ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, WHAT IS THIS 'CAPSLOCK' BUTTON, AND DO I NEED IT?
Tonaroni: I guess you don't
Pop_Tart_Eater: VERY GOOD FOR IT IS NO MORE
MamaSpooder: ......What did you do to your capslock button?.....
Pop_Tart_Eater: OH, NOTHING IT IS NOT OF IMPORTANCE! I MUST GO NOW AND CONSUME THE YUMMY POP TARTS!!!
ScienceBro: You do that
Pop_Tart_Eater: I WILL DO JUST THAT
MamaSpooder: Dorks
Birdie: I am offended!!
MamaSpooder: Oh yeaahh??
Birdie: Yeah!
MamaSpooder: Dork
Birdie: WHY I OUGHTA
Tonaroni: *eats popcorn* *pulls wallet out* Smart money's on the girl
ScienceBro: Which one?
Tonaroni: Haha
Steve: $20 on Clint
Tonaroni: Foolish child
*high pitched girly scream*
Steve: :)
(Next part is irl)
*they go to the living room*
Clint: AHHHHHHH!! *girly screams again* *is in a headlock by nat*
Tony: Pay up
Thor: THESE ARE THE MOST DELICIOUS POP TARTS
Haahahahahhaah
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