Before I get into this, I mean, I did the thing in the last chapter, soooo..
Music.
And also that pug is adorable.
So people are always like "I'll bet money you can't name three Disney movies where both parents are alive present the whole time." (The Incredibles, Brave, and Peter Pan, for the record. Ha.)
But IT'S NOT JUST DISNEY.
DreamWorks, for example.
Jack had to watch everyone die around him for 300 years.
The only parents in Trolls are King Peppy and whats-his-face the Bergen King, aND HE DOESN'T EVEN LAST THE WHOLE MOVIE.
Sure, Hiccup's mom comes back, but sHE WASN'T THERE IN ALL THE MOVIES.
Guy liteRALLY TELLS GRUG HIS PARENTS' LAST WORDS
Or, Blue Sky.
THE SCENE WHERE IT SHOWS MANNY'S FAMILY BEING KILLED
BLU AND JEWL ARE THE LAST OF THEIR KIND
FERDINAND.
DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN FURTHER??
IT'S NOT JUST DISNEY
IT'S LIKE EVERY ANIMATED KIDS MOVIE EVER.
HONESTLY.
Also.
I'm thinking of starting a reacting to ships book.
"My Wattpad Children Reacting to Ships."
Staring:
Patatoe The Goat
Barney The Whale
Coffee McSugarfloof The Meow Meow Cat Cat
Christapher The Woofity Woof Woof Doggo
Garth Edward Chirp-Chirp The Fearsome Dragon
Jeremy The Griffin-y Griff-tastic Griffin
And me, GENDERBENT CLINT BARTON!! HAWKEEYYYEE!! TWEET CHIRP HAWK NOISE.
Aka Jessica Amethyst Marie Brian Myers.
Yes, Garth Edward Chirp-Chirp is Garth's full name, for those of you who don't know. (Anyone other than ellawix, Sass_Rainbow, VioletMalfoy-Potter, and possibly potatokatz. I think. Right??)
Whadya think??
I think imma do it.
I might just do it.
Well bye.
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