(This is a thing now)
Staring:
Jessica
Gary
Allen
Guest Staring:
Innocent Bystander 56
That weird ghost guy
Hobo Steve
(Edit from the future: These dudes aren't all going to be in it)
Previously, on Random Crap That Nobody Asked For~
"Is she.. Drunk? On pizza rolls??"
"tHis wiLL rEaLLy cOnfUze sObEr jeSsiCa"
Now~
Jessica: *wakes up in her car* What-? Huh-? What happened last night-? *pulls a sticky note off her forehead*
Jessica: 'Camp Crystal Lake is a pug in disguise?' What kind of sicko wrote this?? Oh well *crumples up sticky note* *speeds away* *crashes car in a ditch* OH COME ON! *calls Gary's cell phone*
Gary: Hello?? Who is this?
Jessica: Gary, old buddy, old pal! I appear to be in a bit of a pickle.
Gary: JESSICA?!?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS NUMBER?!!?
Jessica: ...... I have my ways. Anywho, PICKLE. And not the dinosaur.
Gary: What is it now??
Jessica: A appear to be in a pit.
Gary: What??
Jessica: I CRASHED MY CAR AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM BUT THERE'S RED STUFF WITH SOME KIND OF MEAT IN IT ALL OVER MAH FACE AND I THINK IT'S BLOOD I THINK I KILLED SOMEONE AND ALSO I KEEP FINDING STICKY NOTES EVERYWHERE AND IT'S REALLY CONFUSING ME???!?!?!?!?
Gary: *sigh* It's not blood.
Jessica: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?! Waaaiitt.. It smells like.... *licks da red stuffs* THIS.. is just pizza sauce. Why do I have pizza sauce all over my face?!?!
Gary: *under his breath* ask drunk Jessica..
Jessica: ?????????????
Gary: Hold on I'm at the station now. You said you're in a ditch?? I'll check the traffic cams.
*awkward silence*
Garry: REALLY, Jessica??
Jessica: What?
Gary: YOU WERE GOING LIKE 60 MPH
Jessica: SO??
Gary: YOU WERE IN A 35 ZONE
Jessica: ...................
Gary: DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENCE
Jessica: ...... Yesssss...?
Gary: GODDANGIT JESSICA
Jessica: SHUT UP.
Gary: DON'T EVEN YELL AT ME JESSICA
Jessica: I'M NOT
Gary: ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Jessica: I'M TALKING TO MY GHOST FRIEND. WEIRDO GHOST DUDE. HE SAYS HI. AND ALSO SUCK A LEMON. OH BOW YOU'RE JUST TEASING ME, YOU KNOW I LOVE LEMONS!!!
Gary: *siiigggghhh*
*sirens can be herd from both ends*
Jessica: SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT *stuffs p8zza rolls in her mouth and passes out*
Later at the station~
Jessica: *wakes up in the cell* *takes chocolate out of spot* *draws giant pigeon on the wall* *sits on bed*
Allen: .... Are you Drunk Jess or Sober Jess?
Jessica: I'M THE FUN ONE
Allen: Yeah but...
Jessica: i'M nOt soBeR tHat'S fOr sURe.
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RANDOM CRAP THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR!
RandomJust a bunch of random crap that nobody asked for! Kinda like a diary, but knowing me, probrably unlike any diary you've ever seen, and will probrably give you nightmares! Unless you're Ginny Weasly, in which case, you've seen worse. Now come! Come...
