*Me, trying to convince myself to come out to my parents a dinner by saying "So it's pride month. Guess what. I'm as straight as Dean Winchester. Bisexual up in heeerrree"*
Alex, one of the voices in my head: Yeah, let's mark that right up next to Trump getting re-elected. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
Janna, another voice in my head: What, you don't think we should come out??
Crystal, yet another voice in my head: Shame on you, Alex!!
Alex: No, we should. She just doesn't have the balls.
Me: Shut up, Alex.
Crystal: Don't listen to him, Jess!
Janna: Yeah, he's just an idiot!
Jerry, ANOTHER voice in ny head: Can you all shut up?? It's annoying. Idjits.
ANYWHOO.
So Pusheen. Pusheen's cool.
Can someone please tell me how many cults I'm in?? I think it's on my bio, but I lost count.
I'm just gonna go.
Cya Brad.
Edit from 2021: wait shit do I have a personality disorder??
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